Some of my favorite quotes.

Groucho Marx

He's also one of my favorites and also he was introduced to be by the previous teacher. He's sarcastic hand witty and I appreciate his thought.
https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/43244.Groucho_Marx
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent me

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

I have nothing but respect for you -- and not much of that.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

The only real laughter comes from despair.