Crimanal (Hoody x reader)

proxie? 2

(After going Up fifteen flights of stairs later)

'dear god, as If they can't put more stairs In this place.' I thought. I held the gun Lossly In my hand and knocked on the door. "come in." I went to open the door but Hesitated "Time to face your Biggest fear...Sl..slenderman...Common we can do this..three...two...AHH!" "someone fell threw the door." I held the gun Up to who ever's head "Toby...settle down or he'll..." BOM. "shoot." "Hey Look Slender! I got a little hole In my arm! Haha Isent that funny!" "WEAK SPOT!" BOM! "Ummmm, Why did you shoot my nuts." "wait what?!" "Toby can't feel Pain Dumb ass." I looked to the door and saw Hoody In the doorway. "your eyes..." ughhhhhhh, WHAT?! "What about them, their there normal color Bright bright green?" I said getting a little worried. "No thats red, That's red right hoody?" "yeah...Good job Toby." ugh, They treat him like a kid. "weak spot." I groaned out shooting Hoody's Nuts once more. "STOP SHOOTING EVERYONE DUMB ASS!" I Laughed Three more shots will setle it. BOM BOM BOM! YES!!! "alright, Thats enough. whats your name Boy?" "Oh ummm," I had to look AWAY! THIS IS MOTHER FUCKIN SLENDERMAN!!! Or my worst fear, "I..Im sorry I Just am a little scared. But my name Is hugafucker Manhaten Muther dick head shooter ass blaster." I covered my mouth and Blushed. "what?" The boy from before or Toby said before Laughing. "Flowercake...what...Is...Wrong...FUCK U...NOT ME!!....MAKE IT STOP!!!"  

"Is he okay? he's Been speaking toungs since Being with slender?" I dont know whats wrong with me! It's not ME talking! Thats all I know. "try saying something!" "I need fuck up, Shit yourself, something about FUCK YOU ALL! Hell Please Shut fuck Let me! FUCK! TALK!" "dude Thats Bad." "Please...n...help." "thats One sentence." I dint even see Myself Hold the gun up to Jeff's head! please make me stop! I tried to talk but My mouth Kept close! Please!! HELP ME!! IM ONLY SIXTEEN AND TRYING TO KILL SOMEONE!!! oh wait I'm Just talking to Myself, Hi brain its so...FUCK THE GUN!!! I forced My other Arm Over top of the otherone holding the gun down Yep shooting Myself "Fuck...hurts." "Jeff did You relize he say's Fuck In every sententence." "Yeah Its Kinda Funny." "MASKY! GET YOUR FRIKEN GUN!!" "what are you...SHIT!" Masky ran over and grabbed the gun from me. I fell Back and Held up a thumbs up as to say "ALL GOOD MAYBE!". "What...m..ha..Masky you peace of Shit Locking me In that gun Keeping me In there For Years!" I covered my mouth with my hands. "what?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!" "what are you talking about Im imortal Mother fucker." "Ohhh...GET OUT OF HIS BODY!" "Noo, Its full of hate and Disspare its mine!" I whined "Make it...Shut up brat...STOP!!!" "SLENDERMAN!!" "NO...I said Shut up!... ANYTHING BUT HIM!!" "Sit." I whined Agian and sat there doing nothing. "Im sixteen! I HAVE A LIFE TO LIVE!!...Thats why YOUR MINE!!" (Mini battle with yourself!) "SHUT UP!...no you shut up!" "YOUR AN ASS! Well I dont have one..I have your ass." (Blush) "YOUR HORNY! So are you." (blush red) (Jeff Interfears) "Whait...he's horny?!" "yeah Jeff. Show them Tanner." (Face turns red.) "Im Hard..." "from Battleing?" "yes..." "Your Such a Horny boy then!" "I know...He get's It from His Dad." (Pounches own face) "oowww...Your Dumb, did You think that would work?" "maybeeeee..." "Alright stop Hurtting yourself and Look this way." (aww, all things have to end Short.) I sat the other way "Your eye's turning Black and Blue." (Poke) "Toby Don't Poke that...He's a very Horny boy." "SHUT UP ALREADY!!!" 

The rest Of the friken day I sat On the couch talking to Myself. want to hear the conversation Here its funny.

"If were going to be together We have to Get to know another right? I think so..."

"Well, as You know My names tanner Willson, But whats your name? Zalgo."

"Thats Cool What do you like to do? Thats Dumb I cant do Much But protect, use, and talk threw You." 

"Thats Still Something. Have you ever Held a gun? I was one. oh."

"I LIKE SHOOTING PEOPLES NUTS! Your nuts. hey I thought We were getting along?" 

"I hope no one's filming this...Masky is." 

"Shit!"

"MASKYYY!!!" 

(ahhh thats So funny "have you ever Held a gun? I was one" how dumb can they get?!)

"Masky, Sorry for Beating you up and Shooting your nuts. But tell me how zalgo got Into your gun?" "Long story...I use to date zalgo." "yep, He's Got A tiny Dick too!" "ohh shut it! your no better. but still, We got drunk and Had sex that simple. I wanted to marry Him and well, I put Him In my gun so We could be together forever." "how do You have Guy and Guy sex?" "can I tell Him PLEASE TIM!!" "No zalgo, he's Only sixteen. He dosent need to be gay." "whats gay?" "Key Kid, It's When two guys Like another, for gay guy sex on the other hand, you put Lube and a condom If you want onto your dick and Put it into your victums tight ass. Beat your tight..." when I felt my one hand go to My Ass i instently Jumped off the couch onto my face. "NO NO NO!! STOP IT!!! ARM!!!!" I yelled trying to get my arm back. "zalgo thats enough, dont roughen The poor kid." I looked to my side and saw Hoody with something on a plate. "Oh common it would be fun to hear him scream." "You Guy's WONT AHHH STOP!! PLEASE!!" "down gose the pants along with...DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT!" "Im not wearing any ideout! Thats why I don't do this Infront of people cuz I spring Up really High if I dont wear Boxers." "Poke." "fffffuuu...NOPE!!! NOT GANNA!" *A good full hour later* "Zalgo your an embarressment to this world. Poor Kid. who told him about Gay sex?" everyone said "zalgo." "Nughh, Mak..make i..it sto..stop!" "Boys! What Are you doing?!" Slenderman! SLENDERMAN!!! nooooo! My life Is ruened!!! "hahaha horny boy down here Is a total cream pie Down here...MAKE ZALGO STOP!!" "Alright fine there." once I got my hands back I pulled them away from My asshole "I hate Being the subject." I Mummbled My face turning bright red. "were are my Pants." "and underwear?" "No slender He dosent wear Boxers 'It makes him Spring up really high If he dosent wear them.' right tanner?" I hated zalgo using my voice But I nodded. 

"Masky I saw you In a dress, can I get a Kiss like old times." I was sat on masky's Lap My arms wrapped around His neck Zalgo flirting with Him making me feel unconfortable. "One Kiss the off you go." It was one Big wet kiss agian It made me Unconfortable. right at the right time that hoody got up and I got Up I tripped over my Shoe but He cought me both of us making Lip contact and falling on the ground. "OHH HORNY BOY JUST KISSED HOODY! Shut up..ow." 'my head...it hurts.' "You alright What happened to you." "I Umm...Nothing Im fine. Liar Your head is..I said Im fine zalgo. I'm just going to go to the bathroom." I Mummbled "Ow" the hole way there But once I saw the bathroom door I blacked out.