My best friend, sister, and I were at the pool, and we tried to make lemonade. Key word, tried. XD
First, we got some water, tons of lemon slices, and a bazillion sugar packets :p
We mixed them all up, and that's when everything went wrong...
So, we ran out of lemons and water, and me and my sis went to get some. The lifeguards were staring at us really strangly, probably because my sis had like two cups piled high with lemons in them, and then I was just carrying a cup of water, lol.
And then my sister chucks a lemon at my face :p
So, me being be, I grab the cups of lemons from her, pour my water on her, and then pour all of the lemons on her. While she's just standing there shocked, I make my getaway...
I go back to my seat where my bestie and now wet sis is sitting at, and then realize that I still didn't get any lemons or water. So(lol I'm saying so so much XD), I go back and get a cup of lemons. By now the lifeguards are looking at me really really strange.
As I walk back to my seat, I see my best friend and sister messing with my lemonade that I so awesomely made. :p
I pretend that I didn't see anything and walk back there with the lemons.(lol that sound weird)
So, I pick up my glass, and see two dead flys in it. My sister is already making my get away, so I plan revenge on her later... Right now I just chuck a lemon at my friend and pour the lemonade on her XD
Five minutes later, me and my bestie have a plot to get revenge on my sister...
When she leaves to throw something away, I pick up my new lemonade and spit in it. I swirl it around until you can't see the spit, and then put it back on the table. My friend and me have a plan to get her to drink it now...
So, when she comes back, my bestie just acts like normal and asks me if she can try my lemonade, aka spitted-in lemonade. So, she pretends to drink it, but never actually swallows it. I do the same.
My bestie and me then offer some to my sis. She gladly drinks it.
Aren't we so clever (#^.^#)
And then we dump a mix if sugar packets, lemons, and water on her head XD
Revenge is sweet.
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Book of Random
HumorJust a random book filled with random things that hopefully won't be a complete embarrassment when my friends read it. :D READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!