Me on random texting conversation about a party: tick tock tick tock tick tock you still there?
Friend: Oh yeah sorry I was having another intense convo with Emma
Me: Lol, k. HEY!!! U NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THE PARTY MISSY!
Me: I will bombard u with questions until u tell me right here, right now
Friend: Well I was gonna do it at lunch but then somebody *cough* Spotty*cough* left us so....
Me: Hey! I'm sorry, but I didn't want Ana to be all alone....and then everyone else came...and yeah. Sorry bestie
Friend: No it's fine I don't really care
Me: Still, I'm sorry
Me: And doesn't that make me feel loved
Friend: Well I would say I love you but you know that's really really weird (cause you know I'm straight)
Me: Yeah I do(at least I hope so)
Friend: Was that really necessary?
Me: Yes, it was. U never know, u could like ladies...
Friend: Spotty I'm not ...
Me: Lol, I can just imagine ur face right now. I'm kidding, girlie
Me: But it's possible...
Friend: Lol I know (to the first one)
Me: Yeah
Friend: I wonder what Aaron is doing
Friend: gtg
Me: Me too. Remember that one time u said that and she responded at once?
Me: Byeeeeeee
Yeah I know, random, but I got bored, so oh well
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Book of Random
HumorJust a random book filled with random things that hopefully won't be a complete embarrassment when my friends read it. :D READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
