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  • Dedicated to The goat
                                    

I don't know why I did it.... no, I didn't murder someone if that's what your thinking. I may have "accidently" thrown my hard-cover Oxford dictionary at my teachers' head. I don't get why she was so angry, I mean if your favourite quote is 'expect the unexpected', isn't it classified "unexpected" to be hit in the head by a book? Plus, she was blabbering on about some nonsensical science stuff. If school is supposed to prepare you for life, why isn't anyone teaching me what to do when you get kidnapped?! 

"Brooke Abigail Johnson, you are-" before she could finish her sentence, she was cut off by the bell, signalling the end of school, and the start of SUMMER!!!! I shoved all my belongings into my bag and waited for everyone to hurry up and get out. They weren't. I climbed onto my chair and onto the table, then I proceeded to jump from table to table until I reached the door.

"MOVE IT PEOPLE, GET OUT OF MY FILIPING WAY!!!!!!"

Ah, the perks of being in a small classroom where there's no room what-so-ever to walk. Joy.

I ran down the hall and right out of the school gates, across the road and into my most favourite cafe: Cherry On Top. 

I smashed open the doors panting, trying to cath my breath.

"Oh hey Brooke," said Joe. I'm one of his favourite customers. I come here at least once or twice a week after school. I've been coming here for at least 3 years. 

"Hey Joe, umm... can I get a large strawberry and cream please? Ooh, also one of those" I said, pointing to the caramel slices behind the glass.

"Coming right up." he said as he left to get my order.

I moved to the side while I watched the reporter on TV. 

"Coming up after the break, we have Alison asking Alex Xavier Knight about the new movie he's starring in, casting Jackson Daniels the troubled teen."  

"Urgh," I groaned as I banged my heard on the table. Thud. Thud. Thud. Not him again, he's everywhere, and I mean everywhere. No, I don't hate him, I just really, really, really don't like him. I heard squeals from all around the cafe.

Reason one why I dislike him. Every single female teenager is obsessed with him. OBSSESSED I TELL YOU! I heard a girl even tried to break into his house just to see him. Talk about extreme! Like seriously!

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So........hello human beings living on earth, I am a human bean..........what do you think of this so far?

Should I delete this....or not?! WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOO?????????????

COMMENT PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE.............PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

TROLLOLOLOLOL BYE...tee hee

~ Soup

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