Damian Wayne Oneshots

Being friends with Damian [imagine?]

🔪 Helping in possible animal rescues:

"Damian, it's the class pet. We can't steal the rabbit."

"Either you're assisting me or leave, you can't talk me out of freeing an animal that's being treated this way!"

" *sigh* Fine. We'll "free" the rabbit"

🔪 Damian being weirdly protective of you whenever any guy he doesn't know starts talking to you:

"Why do all these guys always leave mid conversation? It's so rude!"

"I haven't a clue. Now, let's go get lunch, I'm hungry!"

🔪 Embarrassing him with hugs and other affection, even if it's just the two of you.

🔪 Damian getting flustered and stuff whenever you call him "Dami" (this will end up being a chapter cuz I found a tumblr post that makes it so cute)

🔪 For some reason, he always bothers you to make food whenever he's over at your house:

"[YYYY/NNNN, make something to eat, I'm hungry!"

"Why me? You can cook way better than me!" (he just really likes what you cook, he just refuses to admit it)

🔪 Having to keep him out of fights, wether with his siblings, or random kids at school:

"DAMIAN, YOU CAN'T JUST FIGHT PEOPLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY, DAMN IT!"

"YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT HE SAID EARLIER, I HAVE REASON!"

(It was because the guy said something flirtatious about you to a friend when you weren't paying attention)

🔪 Becoming skilled in sensing his emotions, as he usually hides them:

"Dami, you're lying."

"No I'm not, [L/N]"

*hugs him*
"It's okay"

"....." *hugs you back*

🔪 For some ungodly reason, he likes to pop up at your window late at night, like, wtf Damian:

*tapping at the window*
"[Y/N]"

*gets spooked and drops something*
"AH! *wHEEZE* God damn it, you scared me!"

"Let me in, it's cold."

"Dude it's almost 12 in the morning go home"

*opens the window from the outside*

"Damian, what the actual fuck?!"