... I have no excuse for this.....
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Damian, Jon, and Y/n making a battle plan:
Damian: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeves.
Jon:... Don't you mean tricks?
Y/n: He did not.
Damian: *flicks knives out of sleeves* I did not.
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Damian: *Standing heroically on the table*
Jon: Why is he standing on the table?
Y/n: He likes to feel tall.
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Jason, on the phone: Y/N, WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?!
Y/n: At the store, Wh- wait, why are you calling? This is Tim's phone number?
Jason: HE'S TRYING TO SWORD FIGHT TIM OFF THE FUCKING ROOF!
Y/n: WHY THE HELL IS TIM ON THE ROOF? HE CAN'T SWORD FIGHT!?!
Jason: I KNOW, GET YOUR ASS HERE BEFORE I KILL THIS DEMON CHILD, OR HE KILLS TIM!
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Damian is alone in the Justice Leauge base:
Wonder Woman: Where's your babysitter, bat-child?
Damian: I don't need nor have a babysitter!
Wonder Woman: ??? Why would Nightingale take care of you all the time? Are you dating??
Damian: *offended/embarrassed bat-child noises*
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Y/n and Damian after you won hide-n-seek:
Damian: I trained under the League of Assasins, how did I not find you?
Y/n, who hid on top of the fridge: ... 'cuz you're a short-ass midget.
Damian: ...
Y/n: ...
Y/n: Please don't kill me.
(This one was commented by a reader, @Im_A_Potato_0w0, and I absolutely love their username.)
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Y/n: Hey Dami, dear wonderful friend of mine? Did you eat those leftovers I had in the fridge? I was really looking forward to eating those.
Damian: ...yes.
Y/n: Bitch.
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If Ya'll wanna comment on some incorrect quotes, I can make another one of these and credit some of my favorite comments. Yes, I've been out of school for like, 2 weeks. Last week and now on because of quarantine, but the week before that was because of spring break. Will I be in any way productive during this time? Idk, probably not. Might mess around and actually finish a few of many drafts? We'll see. Aight, peace!
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