i toad you so

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frogs. what happen if tonight i got to sleep and wake up as a little frog just sitting on my pillow.

i would jump to school and when i wanted to steal emmets chips i would just stick my tongue out and grab it so fast she couldnt even think about it. I would use my tongue to slap Gertrude across the face and she would be so shocked. finally i would feed Krispy lots of carrots just because i can.

if i was a frog i could actually tell people about my herritage because i am italian, german and TAD-polish!

i would constantly be able to play my favourite sport CROAK-et with all my other frog friends, we would have a blast. Although i would need to make sure i don't park in a 'no parking zone' like last time. I sure dont want to get my lillypad TOAD again!

i also plan on buying a dog to live in the rainforest with me. I was leaning more towards getting a CROAK-er spaniel!

my puns are so good i mean just look at the title it's pure genius

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