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»I look stupid.«

»No, you don't.«

»I do. I look like a fat seal which is dump enough to walks into a club.«

»What?«

»Literally impaled.«

»Ahh I get it. But you are not a seal, Alex and this joke was pretty dark tho.«

»I hate suits. I hate the fucking prom. And sometimes I hate my left leg.«

»That's pretty stupid, Honey.«

»Sure it is, Deer. Sure.«

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