»I look stupid.«
»No, you don't.«
»I do. I look like a fat seal which is dump enough to walks into a club.«
»What?«
»Literally impaled.«
»Ahh I get it. But you are not a seal, Alex and this joke was pretty dark tho.«
»I hate suits. I hate the fucking prom. And sometimes I hate my left leg.«
»That's pretty stupid, Honey.«
»Sure it is, Deer. Sure.«
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