Oh god she's gonna kill me for bringing up that lemon*hides in mom chelter* Oh dear oh dear
~MMI
"Okay guys well....I can't tell you where I am cause Callisto watches alllll of my videos, but I will tell you guys she is going to love this. It's going to be so romantic she is going to die...not...not literally though..yeah. Okay bye!!" I said to my Iphone as I walked to K Jewlers for a ring. I still can't believe this. That I'm doing this. I'm freaking out inside. I've been saving up for six months for this ring. I've been telling Calli it was for a new camera, but it's not.
My bestfriend Brittni, aka 'Jaison' walked behind me fan girling like a mother fucker. Seriously I could have sworn I was the one about to propose to the love of my life. When we got inside the store I found an employee and told her what I was looking for.
"Excuse me...ummm... I'm looking for a ring for my...urrrmmm....girlfriend" I told her sweetly. Let me tell you, this women looked ready to burst from joy.
"Oooooo, come I have the perfect ring, gurl!" she told me. The woman was a little bit round, but not what I consider fat. She was black and had happy dark brown eyes and black hair. She had on black dress pants, a white button up shirt, and a purple sweater jacket thingy thing.
Anywho she lead me over to the girl's engagement rings. When she said one she ment all of them, let me tell you. We went through each ring Brit...Jaison telling me his(?) opinion for each ring. Finally I found the perfect ring. It had a diamond in the middle and had smaller diamonds surronding it.
I bought the ring and started heading to my car reminding Jaison what I needed hir(combonation of him and her) to do. After making sure to hammer it into hir head I headed home, my nerves driving me insane. So I turned on my camera.
"Ello my munchins. I'm on my way home now! I got her what I was going to get her and today is going to be the best day in my life...hopefully" I told the phone as I pulled into my drive way and turned off the camera.
After hiding the small purple box under my seat, I went inside and greeted her.
"Masky, get ready" I told her after finding her in the kitchen, sitting on the counter eating cereal. She was eating cereal at three o'clock in the afternoon. What in the hell am I going to do with that girl? She sent me a playful glare as I place myself between her legs.
"Pwease" "No" "Pwease get drwessed" "Use proper english and I might" "Pwease Masky" I said to my signiture puppy dog eyes. Callisto rolled her eyes and finished her cereal, standing up and walking out of the room, muttering things about me being a spoiled brat while I did a happy dance. I always win these mini-wars.
After about five minutes of happy dancing I ran up stairs to get ready myself. At the moment my Masky was putting on a v-.neck. She continued to get dressed while I went to my side of the closet and pulled out a black v-neck, since I only owned v-necks and sweaters, a pair of black skinny jeans that had rips with threads of string covering them, and a semi-fancy white jacket, laying it out on the bed along with a red bra with black lace and matching panties.
After everything was set out I went into the bathroom, stripping off all of my clothes after started the hot water. Then I slipped in, careful not to get my hair wet as I washed my body. Since I'm not going to go into great detail of how my shower went, your dirty little perverts, I'll skip to when I got out.
I dried off with one of our black and white towels before putting it back in place and walking back into our room completely naked. No, I am not joking. Calli rolled her eyes at me as I put on my clothes. First I put on my panties, than my bra. Before I put on the rest of my clothes I went over to out dresser and put on my deoderant, Old Spice of course.
Then I went back to getting dress. I pulled on my skinny jeans, doing the wiggle jump method to get them on all the way, then I tugged on the black v-neck. I glanced at Masky watching her pull on her shirt before I tugged on my black and white converse before going into the bathroom to do my hair and make up.
I decided to go with my mke up and do a black smokey eyes with winged eyeliner. Since our dresser had a mirror on it Masky was doing her make up in there. We always surprised each other with make up.
Finally after perfecting my hair and my make up I came out and smirked at her and said "Mine's better" before she smacked me upset the head. Not gonna lied kind diserrved it. I fixed my black and white converse while she put on her purple ones and then together we went out the door while I joked around with her about a lemon where Zalgo banged Masky, very very roughly.
