Michael Scott(2)
• "Dwight you ignorant slut!" - Michael Scott
• "Business is always personal, it's the most personal thing in the world" - Michael Scott
• "I don't come up with this stuff, I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest who's just delivering drugs from one guy to another." - Michael Scott
• "Hey, you know what! No, no. AIDS is not funny. Believe me I have tried" - Michael Scott
• "Why are you the way that you are?" Referring to Toby. "Honestly every time I try to do something fun or exciting you make it not that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be." - Michael Scott
• "STOP IT! Alright, everyone in the conference room. I don't CARE if you are GAY or STRAIGHT or a LESBIAN or OVERWEIGHT. Just, GET IN HERE! Right now." - Michael Scott
• "We're all homos...homosapiens." - Michael Scott
• "At least we've put this matter to bed. That's what she said...or HE said." - Michael Scott
• "SWAAAG. Stuff We All Get." - Michael Scott
• "Well Michael, I underestimated you." Jan says. "Yeah well, maybe next time you will estimate me." - Michael Scott
• "What can I do, Michael? What can I do? What can I do?" Dwight begged. "You can get up." Michael replies. "What?" Dwight asks. "Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch." - Michael Scott & Dwight Schrute
• "THAT IS A 200 DOLLAR PLASMA SCREEN TV YOU JUST KILLED!!!" - Michael Scott
• "This is an environment of welcoming and you should just get the hell outta here" - Michael Scott
• "Toby is an HR which technically means he works for corporate so he's really not a part of our family...Also he's divorced so he's really not a part of his family." - Michael Scott
• "Hey Toby, hey you know what? I have an idea. Why don't you leave, right now?" - Michael Scott
• "Here's the thing, when a company screws up, best thing to do is call a press conference. Alert the media and you control the story. Wait for them to find out and the story controls you...That's what happened to OJ" - Michael Scott
• "Yeah, yeah. You know what else has 5 Goliaths? America. Al Qaida, Global Warming, Sex predators, Mercury poisoning. So do we just give up?"
• "Ryan...has never made a sale. And he started a fire trying to make a cheesy pita. And everybody thinks he's a tease and you know what? He doesn't know anything and neither do you." Michael says and stomps up the stairs. "So. SUCK. ON. THAT!" And he angrily walks out of the classroom
