Opinions on South Park Ships

Staig

Stan Marsh and Craig Tucker

I got it all figured out

Kyle is obviously asexual (or way more into girls)

Eric... Uhh... Yeah, no.

Kenny.... Fucking Craig's more of main character at this point

And Stan, ah, Stan Marsh is fucking gay.

I can't really see him working things out with Tweek, Jimmy, Clyde, or Token, so Craig is really the only option

Why am I saying this, you may ask

Here's why:

If one of the main boys dated one of Craig's kids, we'd see more of Craig and Those Guys--

That's in the show tho

Not in the terms we've come to think of ships, sO HERE ARE REASONS ONTO WHY STAIG COULD WORK

In the episode "Free Willzyx", Craig and Stan are actually pretty cool with each other and were working together without a problem.

If they hated each other, they would be arguing at most moments

They dislike each other, not hate.

Or- hate to the point where they would try to kill each other like Kyle and Cartman because those two are both fucking psychopaths

Craig and Stan try to be better than each other, so it's just mostly a little grudge hey hold against each other. I wouldn't really consider it hate :/

Staig's one of my weaknesses btw soooo

9/10