"JYRUS ONE SHOTS" [COMPLETED]

|"Just Like Home ll"|

Warning: Mature Chapter🔞... Contains Xtreme Smut⚠️
Requested by 1993moonlightbae   (comment what you think)

Cyrus P.O.V.
Moving to Utah was honestly the best decision ever! I have a beautiful boyfriend and I'm making new friends at school.  Buffy however is  like a  best friend to me... She was the first and only person to talk to me and  she's given me a lot of ghetto but real advice. 

(Ring ring)
Incoming call from BuFFy🤞💯😂♥️

C: "Hello". 

B:  "heyyyyy bitchhhhhh"!!

C: "hey!  what you doing".

B: "Nothing texting walker hoe ass... What about you"?

C: "Waiting for Jonah.. He's coming over to my house later". 

B: "oooo he about to give you the D"!!!

C:  "Doritos?! Yassss bitch I love Doritos"!!

B: "No dumb ass....  Dick... D-I-C-K".

C: "ohhhhh"....

B: "Anyways... Did you hear about Bwequesia"?! (boun Quee sha)

C:  who the fuck is Bwequesia and why did her mom name her that!

B:  "You stupid as fuck !! Bwequesia is the biggest slut of Jefferson High... Shit... I heard the bitch got  hit by three zebras and a monkey". 

C: "She fucks animals"?!

B:  "shit... dick is dick in her book.   She'll even  fuck a gay guy with a huge penis if she had the opportunity".

C: Gross... Dick is so nasty!!

B: Once Jonah fucks you you'll be saying the exact opposite. 

(I blushed deeply)
C: Eww noooo  we're not having SEX!! HE'S JUST COMING OVER!... Anyways, he said he was coming over to my house to give me a blowjob or something. 

B: "do u know what blowjob is"?!

C: "yea its when you blow bubbles.. Right"?

B: "Technically but with  sperm..... Cyrus you there"?

C:"OH MY GOD I JUST HOOKED IT UP ON GOOGLE!!!! MY POOR VIRGIN  EYES"!!

B: "Bitch what happened"?

C: "I clicked on images and a man was hanging upside down getting his thing sucked".

(Buffy laughed hard over the phone)

B: "HAH BITCH YOU STUPID"!
(Buffy laughed)

"Oh my god... I'm getting my-

"HAHAHA,  yepppp".

I hear a tap on my window and jump in fear... I look to see Jonah.

C: "I gotta call u back... Jonah's here".

B: "Use protection and I'll go get some lube for you".

C: "Where the fuck are you gonna get that from"?!