v. stop

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baby bean
| i'm drinking coffee

baby noah
| no
| stop
| it's bad when you do
| stop

baby bean
| too late. it's already in my SYSTEEMMMM

baby noah
| goddammit it's like an energy drink except worse

baby bean
| ....SHUT UP

baby noah
| WHY SHOULD I

baby bean
| because it's not true

baby noah
| yes it is

baby noah is typing. . .

baby bean
| don't even lecture me

baby noah
| goddammit.

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