Unless you Wanna Do Some...... Things...

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Ex GF: Hey Mark :)

Mark: What do you want? You broke up with me a month ago, its over. Unless you wanna do some...... things ;)

Ex GF: Ooooh, what kind of things? ;)

Mark: Illegal things ;)

Ex GF: What do you want to do, exactly? ;)

Mark: Kill you.

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