Another Conversation with Paul the Llama

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So I like animals and they seem to like me a lot, especially my cat.

Paul: I like cats on account of their rotating wrists and nimble pelvises 

Ok...? You could've just said you like cats Paul, you didn't have to go so in depth.

Paul: I'll go in depth on that booty of your's

Alright Paul, calm down I'm getting a little uncomfortable.

Paul: What dat mouth do? What dat mouth do?

Yeah I don't like this

Paul: I will not take no for an answer.

Help.

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