Nastuki: yuri we need to go we have to save lives not just sit here like little bitch,s well you are but not m- * phone rings* hello police here!
Sayori: my boyfriend is getting stad to death!!
Nastuki: oh hell naw to the naw sorry but I can't help just do something my partner will come and help you get out!
Sayori: b-but my boyfriend he's already dead I should just hang my self then.
Nastuki: wait yuri let's sing a little song I wrote!
Yuri: okay one, two, three,
Nasuki and yuri: YOUR GOING TO KILL YOURSELF OVER YOUR CHEATING BOYFRIEND BUT YOU WERE JUST A SIDE HOEEEE BITCH!!!!
Sayori: * beep*
Natsuki: welp looks like she was only hanging around for a little bit!
Yuri: that's fucked up natsuki!
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Yuri: hello the worst police here!
Mc: I just killed my girlfriend because she was playing to many games!
Yuri: oh my god well take the computer and PlayStation4 and hide the knife somewhere!?
Mc: I might as well KILL my self then!
Yuri: wait a song fisrt nastuki get your pink haired ass in here!?
Nastuki: what is it yuri I was bakeing cupcakes you cutting freak!?
Yuri: wow rude but a little I for this dumd ass man!!
Nasuki: yay finally!
Yuri and natsuki: YOU KILLED HER OVER YOUR CHEATING GIRLFRIEND THAT DATED A COMPUTER BUT SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOUUUUUU BITCH!!!!!
Mc: * kills self*
Yuri: we did something good in life again natsuki! High five!
Natsuki: yea high five * high five but actually bitch slaps yuri*
Yuri: WHAT THE FUCK!?
natsuki: HAHA GANGSTA NASTUKI BITCHHHHHH!!!
