toradora x danganronpa crossover

Kaito

I check my hair again. Ah, perfect! It must be perfect, being first day of school and meeting Kokichi after such a long holiday. 

Yes, to be honest, i think I'm rather gay. See, I have this major crush on this little psycho, Kokichi Ouma. He's in my class since I knew him. Amazing personality with great hair like me. 

I throw the magazine filled with perfect idols with amazing hair into the rubbish bin. It tilted a bit and shifted a bit from the weight. Behind it, some would are starting to grow. Well what the heck, I just cleaned it!

I found a rag and cleaned it. Shit it ain't coming off...

I sneak around trying to leave the house without getting noticed. My mother has a great figure, all curvy, so she got another weird job lately. I think she works at the bar. She gets home later and later, it's gonna make her sick one day. She's sleeping on the table, still wearing yesterday's makeup and clothes. I successfully sneaked out of the house carrying a rubbish bag, meaning to throw it outside, or rather, nearly successfully.

'Kaito !!!!!! Have a good day in schooool! Congratulations on finishing last year!Yay! I found my breakfast!'

I kept my head down. It wasn't that I hated her. Well......to say, her clothes were for the bar, and after sleeping it was all tousled, and to make a long story short, my mother is curvy and I am a guy who does not want to get a erect on the first morning. You get it.

I looked outside. Just beside us, some idiot built an apartment. Since then, not a single of our hung clothes got dry and every morning there's mould mould and more mould..ugh I wonder what people lived there? I pulled out a mirror. Lately, mother has been comparing me to my bastard father. DidI really look like the bastard?

On the road, a guy behind me crashed into me. I supposed he was rushing, so i wasn't mad. But he turned around. What can I say, i think my hair shocked him.

'He-here, take my wallet, with all the money.... just don't make anything happen to me! And especially not my face!' He stuttered to me and turned away searching his bag for something. And he handed me a bottle of medicine. 'I'm not sure if it helps, but....take it,'

And then I felt like -__- what....?!?!

I hum a little tune while walking to class. Wow the school sure looked good.... Suddenly I noticed everyone standing away from me.

' Huh... That hair... He must be a little short in here...' A girl bad mouthed me while pointing to her brain. Huh. Not the first time. All the people in this neighbourhood thinks I'm a little weird. If they know about the gay-crush thing, I'm gonna be the state's largest weirdo.

See, the deal about my hair, it stays the way I wake up. Bed head. That's it. And my hair is...kinda dark purple....? Yeah. And I can't dye it. Mom forbids. She says 'Be proud of your hair!' Easy for her to say, she has natural golden honey blond hair. And my Dad's hair is more black than purple. I suppose dark black + yellow makes purple, or one of my genes got unlinked or something. Not a single family of mine has purple hair. 

I pull my head down even more, when suddenly my best friend Shuichi Saihara claps me on the back. 'Hey man, don't be down. It's first day, dude, don't look all pouty.' Easy for him to say, he's the vice- president of the student counsil this year. And after the half term holidays the student counsil will transfer to another school, so he will be president. Of course everyone is trying to get on his good side.

We walk to class together, chattering. Just in front of our class, Kokichi Ouma, my crush came to us. Instantly I tried to hide my red face. But he didn't seem to notice it, thank the gods. 'We are in the same class again, Shuichi and Kaito!'He remembered my name!

'Hey Kaito, right? You remember me? I appear here and there, like, everywhere from time to time! ' He laughs psychotically. How could i forget? I blushed a bit and stuttered, ' Kokichi Ouma, right?'

'Oh you remember my full name! I'm so glad!!!' He jumps off to class. 'See ya!'

'Uh, Kaito, you sick? You're looking a bit red..' Shuichi looks at me.

'Ah, no, it's nothing. The weather is quite hot. I think i'm going to the bathroom.'

'Ah, okay. See ya in class.'

I pull down my hair a little and blushed a little more. I contentedly walked a step, and something like a miniature doll crashed onto me.