Here we go guys!

Home Sweet... Duck.

Marsha POV

When Caleb woke me up I swear, I almost died. The dude scared the living shit out of me. Shaking me like that.

Woke right up. Made him carry me to his car. I gotta say, the boy's not bad looking. Buuuuut, I'm not interested in flirting with anyone. When it comes to me and relationships, things never go good. I couldn't give a flying fuck if I wanted to though. Ha! Nope not me.

HaHa.

Oh Gosh I'm so lonely.

"Hey guys. Wouldn't be cool if we married One Direction?" I looked into the back seat. Both passed out. It was a long day... Vic's head didn't look that bad actually just a little scar towards her hairline. It would be a good bar story.

There was obviously not an answer to my question. But it would be pretty awesome.

Caleb took his car home. So I'm driving the girls in Alyssa's car. A  spacious van with worthy air conditioning and audio.

The usual. Except one thing, is rainbow. Yep, a rainbow car. Yes. My friends car is rainbow. But make fun of our awesome car and I'll hit you with it.

We were almost home. About two blocks away. Its so pretty at night. I love the nighttime.

I wonder what cigarettes taste like. Probably weird.

Here we are... Home at last.

I get out of the car and slam my door.

Man those guys are out.

I open their door.

"OH MY GOSH ITS ONE DIRECTION!!!" I squealed with mock enthusiasm. The girls woke right up.

"What!? Were!?!?" The girls said in unison once more.

I sighed. "Since the dawn of time chick. People did this thing called 'Joking'. I have just demonstrated an ancient tradicktion."

"Asswipe." Said Vic.

"Tra-dick-tion?" Questioned Alyssa.

"Yep." I said popping the p.

"Now get out a da car! And up we go!" I said looking at the stairs.

"Duck." We all said in unison.

"What the hell? How did you guys know I was gonna say Duck instead of fuck????" Vic said.

"Well I dunno." I said. "Maybe we've just been friends forever. Or maybe-"

"I read your mind bitches." Alyssa yelled running up the stairs.

We all laughed sleepy laughs :)

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As the months go on and the girls prepare for their trip to England... Alyssa finishes her new song, Vic releases her novel, and Marsha gets kicked off the soccer team for being to physical... the story resumes on the plane to the concert.