BTS and The Avengers

1

I was practically fuming as I navigated the complex halls of hell.
Otherwise known as the SHIELD Hele carrier.
I WASN'T MEANT TO COME HERE FOR AR LEAST ANOTHER WEEK, I MEAN COME ON!
I JUST WANTED A FEW MORE WEEKS HOLIDAY!
Why there gotta be an emergency now?

Allow me to explain. I am Agent Rosamund Evergreen. Yes, best name ever, I know. I am a SHIELD agent. Pretty much their best honestly. But, unpredictable. How unpredictable? You know that Hulk cell? The one Loki stayed in? That was originally for me, until they figured out I can fly. So, yeah. But, back to the story thing before I ramble more and blow up the fourth wall.

"Hey FuriousDestroyer. What made ya pull me out of my holiday. If I remember correctly, ya said 'don't come back for at least a month' and its been 3 weeks." I walked into the meeting room, throwing my hands in the air so they landed on the table, looking at said Director Fury for answers. You will have to get used to my nicknames for Nickolas J. Fury, cause there sure as hell are loads of the things. I try not to use the same one twice in a week.

"Agent Evergreen, please meet Tony Stark, Steve Rodgers, Bruce Banner, Wanda Maximoff, Pietro Maximoff, Vision and Thor Odinson. You already know Agents  Romonoff and Barton." Wow Fury. Guess it wasn't obvious enough that I didn't wanna come here. Lets make it more obvious, shall we? We shall.

"Wow fast and furious got the crew together this time. Agent Rosamund Evergreen, nice to meet you, but not so nice I was pulled out of my holiday to do it." Mission successful! The good Captain even looks a bit guilty over there.

"One sec, is no-one gonna mention how many names Planty here just called Fury? And how many he let her get away with saying?" Of course the famous Tony Stark, or Parrot as I like to call him, would wanna know everything. Too bad I'm here for meet and greet, not show and tell.

"One thing Stark, 'Planty' here has been here a while. And no, you cannot call Director Fury any of her nicknames for him." There's Natty-Batty. Always got my back.

"But Natasha..." Guess he's too scared to nickname her. Surprised he doesn't call her Miss. Romonoff. Or Agent Romonoff.

"No complaining Stark. I don't wanna hear it." There my bestie goes again. She always does help me out. Its like having a second brain for sarcastic stuff.

"Fine, spoilsport." I had him pinned against the wall with fire spurting from my hand in under a second. I give him 10 seconds before he wets his pants. Maybe less. Ya never know.

"What did you call my friend?" Dang it, best friend. Stupid brain, tell my mouth to say what I want it to.

"N-nothing..." Exactly. 6 seconds...

"That's what I thought." I released him, extinguishing the fire. Dang it! He didnt even last long enough to wet himself! Is a lesson though. Oh well, that was boring. I never get to do anything. Pity I was pulled out of my holiday. I could've taken down that spare HYDRA base I found last week. Oh well. Ooooh, that reminds me.

"Oi, Knickerbocker Glory, why am I here? New threat, what kinda fun you got for me?" Tell me now or I will be annoyed. And you don't wanna see me annoyed. Like ever. If you bug me you got 20 seconds to run. I did that a few times actually. Counted down from 20 I mean. The first agent stayed. He ended up in hospital. The second ran and literally hid behind Director Eyepatch. There wasn't a third. Oh wait, I was menna be listening. My bad.

Nickelodeon sighs. "You are here because we got a new possible threat to the world. This is no laughing matter Agent." Screw no laughing matter! Who the hell will I be beating this time? They better be a good match for me, or imma be so mad!

"Woah woah woah, imma stop ya right there, Victorious. The global threat kinda fun is my favourite kinda fun. Its like, the best kinda fun."

"Right, just give Agent Evergreen a de-briefing Agents Romanoff and Barton."

"Yes sir. So, we have a new possible threat, as you know. A killer. Victims at seemingly random.  Targets all over the world. Like a killer for hire. Nothing in common, not enemies or money or families or jobs. Nothing."

"The symbol, show me their symbol" Stark looked at me questioningly. Idiot. "There is always a symbol or we would assume they where unrelated, especially if they are as diverse if targets as Parakeet claims."
Clint zoomed in on a part of the digital file and I leant back with a sigh. "Oh girl, you've done it now."

"You know the killer, Agent?"

"That is for me to know. Now back off before I make you wet yourself Parrot."

"Avengers, we got an attack in play. Just at Central Park"

"Right, we gotta go, AVENGERS ASSEMBLE!"

And that is the end if part one. I tried to type super fast to get this out, cause my friend is wanting this fancy so bad. Sorry no BTS yet Theodora. I finished this chapter the day I told you about this book! So, this happened onboard a SHIELD Helecarrier. I'm gonna out a pic at the start. Next chapter will be a cast list and a list of Rose's powers. Every 5 chapters or after something significant I will publish a chapter with a brief (or not so brief) authors note and a list if her powers at that stage. Anyways, I gotta get some sleep now, but had to finish this cause I was bored. AND YES I KNOW PIETRO IS MEANT TO BE DEAD. I WILL EXPLAIN HOW HE IS ALIVE LATER. Anyways, byeeeee.

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