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Once upon a time, there was a lil' boy named; Agust D. He was a beautiful, young, blonde boy who's life is better than your's. Then one day, Hoseok offered a job for him. That job just seemed a bit suspicious to Agust D. He walked in that interview, realizing it wasn't a normal job. Hoseok was actually Satan, who captured Agust D and turned him into one of his servants. Agust D was more shook than your queens with snatched wigs.

"What the fuck?" said a voice. "Hobi, what the hell do you think you're doing? said the voice again. Another man had entered the room, stomping towards Hoseok. Hoseok hadn't noticed who it was due to his short height, but the other didn't care. He was already ready to smack him over what ridiculous idea was up his sleeve.

"What-? Oh, hi." Hoseok laughs. He hid Agust D behind him. The short boy smacked Hoseok across the face. He left a bURNING SENSATION on Hoseok's cheek.

Agust D looked at Hoseok, then at the short boi. He began to cry out of fear, noticeably tugging at his hair.

The short boy pushed Hoseok out of the way and hugged the younger. "What were you trying to do to this young man?" The short boy glared at Hoseok. "Were you trying to make him your servant again? For fucking sakes-"

"No... I was just offering a job... to be a prostitute." Hoseok simply said. The short boy's jaw dropped when he heard that. "What the actual fuck? I bet he's only 13."

"16 actually-"

"I-I- what?" Agust D began to say. Servant? Serving for who? For the Hoseok guy who has some ugly ass shoes and who looks like he shaved his nipples with a pencil sharpener? Or for the other short guy?

"I don't give a fuck, Hobi. He's still young." The short boy rolled his eyes. "Now i'm gonna go take this young man to an ice cream parlor while you go do something less ridiculous." The small, pure one spoke as he walked the younger male to the door.

"Damn, okay..." Hoseok just heads off to his computer. He logged on Twitter and looked for other people to offer the job. 'If Agust D didn't lie about his age, maybe we wouldn't have had a problem... but go off, I guess.' Hoseok thought to himself.

Meanwhile, Agust D walked with the short boy to wherever the hell this ice cream parlor was at. It was weird, only because the short boy didn't make eye contact. Agust D decided to start up a conversation. "S-so," he sniffled, "What's your name?"

"Jimin. My name is Jimin." the small one said as you looked up at the younger. "What about your's?" He spoke as they entered the ice cream parlor, inhaling the refreshing cold smell of ice cream.

"Agust D."

"Cool. Anyway, order whatever you'd like." The small boy says. Agust D nods. He looks at the options and sTRUGGLES to pick.

After peeing his pants by looking at the flavors, Agust D decided to go for the strawberry flavored, to exert his gay energy into this one ice cream scoop.

"Wowww.. Jeez. So- uh- which flavor do you want? I already got mine." Jimin asked as he already had his cone in his hand. "You also could've asked for a bathroom if you needed one man."

"OH- Y-You see that..?" Agust D tried to cover himself where he peed. He BLUSHED in embarrassment. The short boy giggled.

Agust D sneezed which made him pee even more. "I-I wanted the strawberry flavor." His legs were now one with the pee.

"Oh gosh- okay." Jimin ordered the strawberry ice cream for the younger and took the ice cream from the man, paying him and giving the cone to Agust D. "Here. Enjoy."

"T-Thank you." Agust D takes the ice cream cone. He licks the ice cream and pees again. Jimin noticed that. "Are you sure you don't need the bathroom?"

Agust D shook his head, "I'm alright." He took another lick from the ice cream, peeing once again. Now his feet were one with the pee.

"Um- Okay. Well- So- Are you looking for a job? Because I can help you with that if you want?" Jimin asked as he took a few licks off of his cone.

"Yeah, I am..." Agust D continued to lick the ice cream, and pee from it. He just couldn't stop.

Agust D had to look down at his pants to see how wet they were, and the answer was very. People looked and giggled at him, but he couldn't stop peeing over the soft, sweet ice cream.

"Gosh.. is it that good? Because honestly, that's my mood with ice cream all the time." Jimin had stated.

"Yeah.. it is." Agust D licks the ice cream, but of peeing, instead slips out a MOAN. Jimin was SHOCKED.

The ice cream slowly began to melt due to how furiously Agust D was exerting his gay energy into it.

"Uh- we can head to your place if you want. I can help you find your job from there. I don't really like being around a lot of people." Jimin mentioned.

"O-Okay, please." Agust D started walking home as Jimin followed. Agust D was trying to finish his ice cream without getting stares as he silently moaned and peed.

Suddenly, Agust D couldn't help but to start orgasming. The ice cream was dripping down onto his shoulder at this point.

Jimin just stood there, not knowing what to do at that point.

They both made it to Agust D's home. Agust D FINALLY finsihed his icecream. "I-I'll go change-.." Jimin just nods and takes a seat on the couch. When Agust D left, he looked around to see the house... clean, but Jimin spot something.

They were...

sex toys.

Every sex toy you could imagine too, like every single one.

"Well this is nice." Jimin had said and sighed as he looks up at the ceiling and wonders about life.




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