Baby boy(yoonminseok fanfic)

4. Daily Life(NOT FINISHED DON'T FREAK PLZ)

"YOONGI WAKE THE FUCK UP YOU TURTLE!"
"Huh what? Have I been reincarnated into a rock yet?"
"No, but I made breakfast so get off your lazy wanna be mine booty!"
"Wake me up when I'm dead,"
'Ah the usual Monday morning~' Jimin thought. Oh, and just letting you know by morning he means 7 in the morning. 

Usually, people have hangovers and feel like shit when they wake up but Jimin has a high alcohol tolerance and he's also a morning boi(unlike Yoongi, I cu yoongs smh).
"Oh and Yoongi you better get up cause like we gotta go job hunting now!" Jimin yelled from the kitchen.
"Why's that?"
"Oh not like we're poor and we live in like a one-room apartment in which I sleep in the big old closet!"
"What I need the room to make music,"
"Yeah, well that's clearly not paying the bills you dingus!"
'welp, time to get off your you lazy ass Yoongi!', Yoongi thought to himself daydreaming a bit wondering what kinda job his lazy ass would get this time.
Or who would hire him. Who was he trying to fool? He had no previous job experience but, had decent grades in high school, but that's not helpful when you become an adult.
"YOONGI I SWEAR, GET YO DAMN LAZY ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE  SMACK YO AUNTY!"
"What are you, lil tay?" Yoongi sais groggily walking into the kitchen with Jimin.

"It got you to listen and give me attention so, maybe now I am," Jimin replied sassily.

No response

"AH!" Jimin screeched as Yoongi scared him from behind.

"Biatch the hell you come from? Why is u doin this to m-"

Before Jimin could finish his sentence Yoongi kissed him. Jimin pushed away though.

"what has gotten you so romantic mister? Did someone cast a spell on you at the club?" Jimin asked, being quite sceptical of Yoongi's behaviour.

"yeah, you~" Yoongi replied grinning.

"Yeah ok no that is you. For a second I thought that a stranger snuck in and was about to abduct me," Jimin scoffed at Yoongi's bad joke(i swear if anybody says anything about this joke, I made it on the way and it was not at all planned)
"Anygays, so the only thing I've found so far was a cafe and apperently they're really famous and right neat big hit entertainment so like, $10 per hour bitch" Jimin said.
"Nah" yoongi replied.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'NAH'? I SHOULD SLAP YOU FOR BEING STU-" once again Yoongi cut him off by covering Jimin's mouth but this time with his hand and started speaking
"Listen if you want to deal with a shit ton of costumers everyday nagging you on how "you got their order wrong" you should rethink your life choices. Plus higher end people go there so most will be cocky and try to flirt with you"
"What's wrong with that? I can get a sugar daddy!"
"Yeah but have you seen yourself? You're gonna end up with more than one and a few dicks up your ass. Also I ain't gonna fuck you once you get aids, I don't need that shit too"
"But I'd still be able to give you blowjobs~"
"The fuck did my Jiminie go? Have you seen him I've been worried sick!" Yoongi joked
"Yeah ok anyways we have to look for other jobs since you want to protect my ass so badly"
"You cant blame me wanting you to keep a fine ass~"
"Shhhhhhhh let that .001 percent of my innocence stay please"

//le time skip who needs a tip//

After doing a bit more of digging (yoongi did absolutely nothing and slept) they ended up finding a small cafe named