Jolby(/Cake) One Shots

"John is gay for sherlock!"

"John is not gay for Sherlock, Jake."
"What the fuck!!! Yes he is! 110% he is!"
"He always says he isn't gay though!"
"So what! He's probably just denying it because he doesn't want to face the truth that he's in love with his best friend!" That held a lot more truth then I'd like to admit.
"Why do you even think John is gay for Sherlock?" Here we go.
"Look at the way he looks at him! Look at all the love he has in his eyes!" He'd be crazy not to see it. "Not to mention Sherlock is obviously attracted to men, spicificaly a man called John. He corrects everyone on everything, everyday but whenever someone calls John his boyfriend he doesn't say anything! Nothing! He lets John say they're wrong. Sherlock never misses any chance to tell anyone that they're wrong!"
"Hey, I never said Sherlock wasn't in love with John, because he so clearly is. I just don't see how John is gay for Sherlock."
"Just look at how John looks at Sherlock. See the look on his face? That's almost the same face you make when you go home and see your dogs. You love your dogs. The only difference is you love your dogs and John is in love with Sherlock."
"How long have you been thinking about this?"
"How long has it been since I started watching Sherlock?" He chuckled at that, softly shaking his head at me as I looked at him with fond eyes.
"Please just watch the look again, please?"
"Fine, only once more." He watched it again but became confused. I wonder why.
"I can prove that Sherlock and John are just best friends." Colby looked incredibly confident, but also a bit... dejected.
"Try me, bitch. I am never giving up on Johnlock."
"The way John looks at Sherlock is the same way that you look at me!"
"What's your point?"
"So John can't be in love with Sherlock if you give me the same look that he gives Sherlock!"
"Wrong." Here goes literally everything.
"What do you mean wrong?"
"What I mean is, you just proved my point, not yours."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"I mean that if John looks at Sherlock the way I look at you, then I'm still right in saying that John is in love with Sherlock..." my voice kept getting smaller as I went on.
"Oh... OH."
"Ha, ha... um, surprise?"
"So what your saying is, you're totally gay for me?" Oh god, why.
"If-if you want t-to put it that way, then uh, yes."
"Well since you're John, that makes me Sherlock?" Where is he going with this?
"You would be correct in saying that, yes."
"And What did we say about Sherlock earlier?"
"That he's clearly in love..."
"That he's clearly in love with John." Colby repeated/ finished for me.
"Really?"
"Ya, were just like John and Sherlock." I felt like crying. Is this really happening?
"You aren't joking? You're really in love with me too?"
"I wouldn't Joke about that, Jake. I really am in love with you." I got up from my spot on the couch moving next to Colby to bring him into a long hug. He laughed as he wrapped his arms around me.
"I love you." I mumbled into the crook of Colby's neck. He started playing with my hair as I shifted almost completely onto Colby's lap.
"I love you too, Jake." I smiled and pulled my head back to look into his eyes.
"Say it again?"
"I love you. I love you. I. Love. You." Between every 'I love you' he kissed my face, making me turn bright red. Sighing, I rested my forehead against Colby's, just observing him.
"I'm glad I moved in with you guys."
"Me too." With that Colby closed the gap between us, kissing me.

                   I could get used to this.