The Love of the Reaper( Rias gremory x Male Reader)

part 16.

Author-kun: up to you little shits. I mean my lovely readers. It's your favorite neighborhood spiderman.

Wait that didn't come out right I meant reader.

FUCKI WELL DO IT LIVE. WELL DO IT LIVE.

S9 I haven't been updating 8n a while. partly because of I'm busier than fucking super death waiting to kill me. But mostly because I have had a big writer's block and being a lazy fuck. NOW

ON WITH LE STORY.

you're pov.

It's been about a week since you fucked kokabiel a new asshole. And meeting your long-lost father. Well, now it's parents day. 

(Y)well finally is the day I'm probably is the day I am definitely going to regret. Having my father and my sister come.

Daisy: hurry the fuck up or well be late.

(Y)shut it you tramp I'm trying to make a goddam monolog for our viewers.

Daisy: fuck the viewers. If you don't come down here right now I will stick my foot so far up your ass-

Father: how about both of you shut IP before I suplex you both from heaven.

(Y)*sweatdrop* um ok. Well, we should get going.

Kitsune: yeah let's go to school

(Y) yeah just so you know what is happening and how my life has turned out this way we're going to have to go back a bit.

(FLASHBACK)

(Y(since author-gun is too much of a lazy shit and doesn't make chapters anymore ill just tell you what happened short and sweet.

Well since I didn't want kids to be a complete potato and not do anything all day and sit at home eating all my food. I mean seriously how can a chick that small eat so much. Well besides the point I had my sweet darling hot big tittied devil girlfriend aka my master aka big tittied devil chick aka the crimson ruin princess aka rias gremory enroll her to kouh. She's in the same class as koneko. And my dad moved in. He's pretty fucking lazy besides the killing people part.

Well, that's pretty much what happened for the past couple weeks since I completely dunked on cockabiel.

(FLASHBACK END)

(Y)well, let's go kitsy we should go.

Kitsune: yes to the death mobile.

(Y) why do you call my car that? it's not even her name. Well, fuck it let's not be late.

Time Skip

Well, now we are at school. You are in your homeroom. Your sister and dad are there and you see everyone's family even Issei's. 

Teacher: now that this whole orientation is out of the way. let's get this day started with some art.

The teacher gives every student a block of clay.

(Y) well, what am I going to make? I know.

After a few minutes of your molding, you make a dagger. And then, of course, you had to cheat a little and use your magic to make it into a real one by burning the clay and the sharpening it.

(Y) know since that is done. I know p.e. is next.

You look over and see you dad smiling and waving at you and your sister drinking.

(Y)wait did she bring a flask.

After a few more minutes everyone is done and you all go get changed for p.e.