Gertrude

Rip gertrude

It all started on the 9th of March 2018 when the little crispy brown spider gertrude poped out the little green egg protected by duyaknowdawae.

He was very weird whenever he was around which was every second of the day and just his character was so rank and bland I couldn't take it. 

So I got him a friend crispy fries which was a blue monster which I thought would change Gertrude but I guess I was wrong. Crispy fries became so scared and intimidated because of the scary brown spider living with him.

At the end of the day we both got fed up of him so we sold him for £500 which we both loved because after we sold him to his new owner grumpy granny we went to get new things.

We love him not being around it's so much more happy and jolly and because both granny and Gertrude are grumpy we thought it was a perfect match but clearly it escalated at the point where he was taking a bath shower and grumpy granny was angry that he didn't clean the dishes so she threatened him with..... the SLIPPER!! She uses this to kill bugs in her home and when she pulled it out on Gertrude his face was both scared and crying with laughter. Eventually she got so angry she said the last few words he would here "who ya gunna call? Granny's slipper!" And she SLAMED his little body against the slipper with all the other moldy bugs followed by the crack of his bones and the squish of his insides crushing.

Then after because Of all the anger though granny's veins she placed the slipper back onto her crusty feet and each step she takes you can here the squelch of Gertrude almost like he's screaming out.

To be honest I'm half glad and half sad that he died. Sad because I always felt there was something kind there but was just needed help to be discovered which I thought I was doing with sending him away but happy that the miserable Gertrude is forever gone.

RIP Gertrude the rank crusty brown spider

6:00pm -7:00pm Friday 9th March 2018