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impractical jokers, voldemort, and post malone

[YO IT'S 2018 16 YEAR OLD RAMSAY. I DECIDES TO PICK THIS ACCOUNT BACK UP JUST FOR A GOOD OLD MEME]

It was a cold day in November. Murr, Q, Joe, and Sal were getting ready to film an episode of Impractical Jokers. Once they arrive at the filming location at a Taco Bell in Hollywood, they got a few jokes out and got in a fun mood for the shoot. The cameras start rolling. "Today's first challenge happens in a Taco Bell in Hollywood. The goal is to get someone to let you take a bite of their food, and if they don't, YOU LOSE!" says Joe. They send out Murr. He straight up walks over to someone and says, "Hey, can I try a bite of that?" To everyone's surprise, the girl says that he can have a bite of her Crunchwrap Supreme. That's a thumbs up for him! Next, Sal is sent out. He tries the same tactic as Murr did. He walks over to a man with many tattoos, and dirty hair. The man looks homeless, and Sal almost feels bad for asking for his food. Nevertheless, he asks anyway. As he takes a bite, the dirty man says "Wow, you know what? I would like to see your mouth wrapped around something other than that burrito." He winks. Sal is standing there, mid bite, and is frozen. The other Jokers are standing in the band laughing in pure, utter shock. Something like this has never been heard before while filming. Sal brushes it off, says "Thanks man!" then tries to walk away. The man stands up and says "Hey, follow me." Thinking it would be funny for the show, Sal follows him. He is led to the bathroom. Following the dirty man in, he is instructed to lock the door. The cameraman did not follow them in. The man is now blocking the door, and Sal can see something growing in the man's pants. Freaking out, Sal tries to push the man over, but he will not budge. The man whips out his throbbing cock, and Sal suddenly realizes what is happening. He ain't no pussy ass bitch, so he gets down on his knees. "Wait, hold on. If I'm gonna do this, I need to know your name," Sal says. "My name is Austin, better known as Post Malone." Before Sal can take his length into his mouth, a tall white man with no nose appears behind Post Malone. He whips out his and screams "Avada Kedavra!" and Sal falls over, dead. "Oh shit, not again!" says Post Malone, "Why does this always happen to me!" Voldemort walks over to Post Malone. They then join hands and leave the bathroom. Sal's dead body is left in the bathroom. Post Malone and Voldemort then go to find the other Jokers. They do, and they tell them exactly what happens. Instead of feeling sad for the death of their lifelong friend, the Jokers start laughing hysterically and say, "This will be so good for the show!" Voldemort thinks that they  are colossal asshats, and then instantly kill the rest of the Jokers. A Taco Bell employee comes to see what all the racket is about. She walks in, and exclaims, "Oh not again!" She then just kicks them over to the pile of bodies lying in the corner and continues on with her day.