Music Lyrics

Meet the plastics

Song - Meet the plastics

By - Mean girls

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CADY, spoken:]
Woah. Who is at that table over there?

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
Don't look at them, just don't!

[DAMIAN, sung:]
We call those three "The Plastics"
They're shiny, fake, and hard

[JANIS:]
They play their little mind games
All around the schoolyard

[DAMIAN:]
They might insult your clothing
Or make fun of your name

[JANIS:]
Like they mocked Jen Morecock
'Til she burst into flames

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
And Ms. Morecock was a teacher

[JANIS, spoken:]
Regina George is the queen bee
She's always dressed up
She always wins Spring Fling Queen
We're just drones that work for her and then die

[REGINA, sung:]
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
Fear me, love me
Stand and stare at me
And these, these are real

I've got money and looks
I am, like, drunk with power
This whole school
Humps my leg like a chihuahua

I'm the prettiest poison you've ever seen
I never weigh more than one-fifteen
My name is Regina George
And I am a massive deal
I don't care who you are
I don't care how you feel

[JANIS, spoken:]
That's Gretchen Wieners, she knows everything about everybody

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets

[GRETCHEN, sung:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power

If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

I rip your secrets out of you
And bring them to my master
Then I watch Regina make your life a big disaster

[DAMIAN, JANIS:]
Disaster!

[GRETCHEN:]
Regina is the queen
But I'm the head of worker bees
I am seated at her right hand

[DAMIAN, GRETCHEN:]
Like a Jewish Princess Jesus

[JANIS, spoken:]
That is Karen Smith
The dumbest person you will ever meet

[DAMIAN, spoken:]
I once saw her put a "D" in the word "Orange"

[KAREN, sung:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
My skirt is tiny

It barely covers
My perky hiney
My name is Karen
I may not be smart...
That's it

[REGINA:]
Right
We never really do this
But how would you like to
Have lunch with us this week

[CADY, spoken:]
Oh, it's okay, I...

[REGINA, sung:]
No, no need for you to thank us
There's no need to even speak

[GRETCHEN:]
You're new and you don't know things
You need good friends who can tell you what to think
See you here same time tomorrow

[KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink

[REGINA, GRETCHEN, KAREN:]
On Wednesdays we wear pink!

[All overlap:]
[REGINA:]
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong
Here's where you belong

[GRETCHEN:]
Yes, Regina
No, Regina
Every waking hour
I spend making sure Regina
George can stay in power
If Regina is the sun
Then I'm a disco ball
'Cause I'm just as bright and fun
If you've had alcohol

[KAREN:]
My name is Karen
My hair is shiny
My teeth are perfect
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