*Dan's pov*
Unknown: How are ya Howell?
Dan: I was good, up until you texted me.
Unknown: Ouch. You wouldn't want to talk back to daddy, now would you princess.
Dan: Ew! You're disgusting!
Unknown: Soooo. How's the dating world treating ya?
I thought about ignoring him but I decided, what the hell. I didn't even think twice about replying. Maybe he'd shut up.
Dan: My girlfriend and I are doing well, thank you.
Unknown: You call that Chimp wearing make-up a girl?
Dan: Lily is very kind! Don't call her a fucking "Chimp".
Unknown: You're right.....I'd be insulting the Chimps!
[Read: 5:34pm]
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A/n if you can't tell in the story Phil is Bi and Dan is "Straight"
*Hands everyone cookies*
-Briar <3
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FanfictionThis story is dealing with Phil Lester and his childhood best friend Dan Howell. Dan fucking Howell.
