-mention who tagged you -do it in less than three days -say 10things about yourself -tag 28 people (who has the time!?) -put a title to the tag -tell a (shitty) joke -write a spoiler for one of your books -these rules be put in
1:I was born in Germany 2:I am bisexual trash 3:I fucking love hashbrowns 4:I was violent in middle school and stabbed someone with a pencil before 5:I contemplate putting a bat in my backpack every day 6:my birfday august 8 7:when young I could do a handstand on a bed(what happened why did I become a fat sack of shit) 8:I've seen 2 girls 1 cup and cried 9:Bambi does not make me cry 10:I have too many OCS
Joke: uh fuck....don't have phone sex you might get hearing aids...get it...no...tough crowd
Spoiler:in that one naruto story I made main character Stephanie has a friend in her face...more of a second face and its mouth transcends dimensions and is pretty all powerful
