Oriel: *looking at newspaper in the classified*
Dante: *sits down beside Oriel*
Vergil: *sitting in a chair near Dante* You can't live here!
Dante: Vergil, leave her alone.
Vergil: No, she can't live here! Every time someone sees me, they want to come live right here with me! *Looks at Oriel* Get out! Get... Get ou...t
Dante: *looks at Vergil getting ready to deck him in the face* Vergil!
Vergil: No! She needs to go!
Dante: Vergil leave my woman alone.
Oriel: *gives Dante a weird look*
Vergil: *looks at Dante*
Dante: My dick is bigger than yours Vergil, don't think I haven't noticed you not having a relationship!
Vergil: She doesn't like it when you say that...
Dante: Oh so now your defending her after you told her to get out? Im letting you live here so you can have the time to rest and get back on your feet! Oriel is the same as both of us with the same hair color and your still treating her like she's a human! Mother fucker I will kill you! Do you hear me? I will kill you! I will shove my sword up your ass and I will keep it there until your vains and muscles grow around it! Don't think I don't know how you feel about her!
Vergil: *stays quiet*
Oriel: *looks at Vergil*
Vergil: *looks back at Oriel*
Oriel: *looks at Dante*
Vergil: *looks at Dante*
Dante: Your really quiet there, can I buy a vowel?
Vergil: *sits back in his chair and continues to be quiet*
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Devil May Cry Memes
HumorNero: *dancing in a Spiderman suit* Duh De Dee boom bowm Hands up. Hands up. All around the world-- Dante: FUCK YOU!