disclaimer: this entire book will be formatted in e-mails.
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To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Dental appointment
This is a reminder that you have yet to set-up an appointment with Dr. Lee on Sunday at 10 AM. Hopefully you won't screw up this time and I won't have to remind you again.
To: LJD4895@gmail.com
From: scout08@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Dental Appointment
Wrong e-mail address? Last time I checked, I don't have any children nor am I a personal assistant. But, I couldn't help noticing that you seem distraught about the scheduling to your dentist. Just a suggestion: try calling in yourself. Unless you're 12 years old, I don't think you should rely on other people to schedule your appointments for you.
To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Dental appointment
Oh, yeah. I accidentally switched the 0 and the 8. Sorry about that. You should know that I’m a very busy person who can’t afford to track his own appointments, thank you very much.
To: LJD4895@gmail.com
From: scout08@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Dental Appointment
Appointments? Where? From your pre-school to the playground and back?
To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Dental appointment
Very funny. Should this 12-year old be scared that a 50-year old pedophile is e-mailing him?
To: LJD4895@gmail.com
From: scout08@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Dental Appointment
No, but close -- if you consider a 16-year old girl as pedophilic material.
To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Dental appointment
16!? You mean to say that you’re the one throwing age jokes my way and I’m actually older than you? Hahaha!
To: LJD4895@gmail.com
From: scout08@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Dental Appointment
That depends… how much older are you?
To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Dental appointment
I’m 19 years old.
To: LJD4895@gmail.com
From: scout08@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Dental Appointment
A boy who’s almost 20 can’t schedule his own dental appointments? Yeah, I should be the one laughing.
To: scout08@yahoo.com
From: LJD4895@gmail.com
Subject: Re: Dental appointment
Hey! Like, I said: I’m a very busy man.
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