Fangirl ⋆ Wyatt Oleff (ON HOLD)

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stan the man added you to
' state farm enthusiast '

stan the man
alright veronica
here's your guy

rawknee
fuuuuucccckkkk
it's Jake from State Farm
hiiiiiiiiiiiii

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not exactly Jake
from state farm but
i'll take it. hello

stan the man
ronni this is wes

rawknee
oh my gosh

rawknee
your name is stanley like stanley uris
and his name is wes like jaeden WESley

rawknee
dude what if like you two were
wyatt and jaeden but you didn't want me
to know that it was you guys so you chose
names like stanley and wes because you thought that i wouldn't be smart enough to
catch on but then I do so one of you is gonna freakout and call the other literally screaming and then you guys are going to fight and be mad at each other but you still don't want to give in and tell me that it is you guys so you two are just gonna like say something like 'oh I have to go feed my toe nails ' and then slowly
you are going to push me away so i would forget about you guys and not wonder
what ever happened to shalissa and Jake
from state farm. then years will go by and I'll
already be on my third husband and fifteenth kid and in the middle of the nigh ill try to think back to where it all went wrong, but then I'll start thinking about the word wrong and it will
remind me of when stanny boy sent me the
wrong vine quote and then ill cry because
it could have possibly been wyatt and jaeden
and ill get so angry at the fact that that was my only chance to meet the love of my life, so then I'll run away to Cuba and become a stripper then live the rest of my days in some whore house all because you dweebs couldn't come up with good code names .

stan the man
haha luckily it isn't
right wes

jake from state farm
lol yeah

stan the man
you'll get used to her
making up stuff like this. it happens
a lot

rawknee
so wes who's
your favorite character from IT

jake from state farm
i like eddie and richie

rawknee
dude the richie and bev
friendship doesn't get enough
love in IT 2017

jake from state farm
yesss!!!! i agree 100%

rawknee
dudeeeeeee you are literally
my new favorite person

stan the man
okay im offended

rawknee
oops sorry jake i take that
back. my new favorite person is
stanny boy because he introduced
me to you

stan the man
now I don't know if
i should be happy or
not

rawknee

stan the man
you promised you weren't
going to be mean to me anymore

rawknee
1) that isn't me being mean
2) tEcHnIcAlLy I said that i
wouldn't threaten to block you

stan the man
same thing

rawknee
no. not the same thing sis

rawknee
jake is it the same thing

jake from state farm
well no. it isn't the same thing

stan the man
im blocking both of you

rawknee
sToP bEiNg MeAn
To Me

stan the man

rawknee
im suing

jake from state farm
remind me why you guys are friends

stan the man
are we friends???
is that a thing that we do now

rawknee
eww no im not going
to be friends with someone
who gets wendy mixed up with
SHALISSA

stan the man
I TOLD YOU IT.
WAS. FOR. COMEDIC.
PURPOSES.

stan the man
PLUS WHY WOULD I WANT
TO BE FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE
WHO MAKES ME QUESTION IF
THEY ARE CONSUMING ILLEGAL
SUBSTANCES EVERY TIME I SPEAK
TO THEM

rawknee
WHO THE HELL SAYS
ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES

rawknee
and TeChNiCalLy WE TEXT
WE DONT SPEAK

stan the man
oh my gosh is
'technically' our new
thing. also why do
use that dead meme

rawknee
ahshzknxb YES!! and because
i do what I want im punk rock

jake from state farm
you guys have one deadass
weird friendship

rawknee
jansnsndb i know right

stan the man
HA SHE ADMITS
WE ARE FRIENDS

rawknee
that was for 'cOmEdIc PuRpOsEs'

stan the man

A/N

oops double update because that first one was super short. also, can I just say that I love ronni so much