CHAPTER 1 :P

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                                  CHAPTER 1: ME :P

So uhm hey i think i could get started on my pretty crapy life.Well first off my mom doesn't give two shits about me and it get's annoying sometime but i live with my grandma and her bf and they love me.

oh and gues what y mom did when she saw i cut my hair oh oh yeah i cut my hair like insane layers u know kind off scene ish but yeah here's what she did

                                                            *FLASHBACK*

ok so mom called and said that she was gonna pick me up at my grandma's house to go to the movies we were gonna watch ted so  yeah oh she's here. So i walked ou to my moms ford

i open the door "hey mom"  "ok sweety stay outside let me see u uh okthe shirts ice skinny jeans you're make ups good omg rocsi you're fucken hair and this is how u tel me you're hair is good omg rocsi don't u have a comb no i have one let me try to tame this" so she starts brushing my hair and she funds a really short layer and pretty much yanks it up "the fuck is this u cut you"re hair rocsi u are nobody to cut you"re hair" i had to bite my lip to keep myself from laughing like really i am no on to cut my own hair if i cant cut MY hair then who the hell can it's MINE!!!

                                                          *END FLASHBACK*

So now u have a glimps of my momma but she"s not all bad i mean she can be good at times but yeah i have a friend her names mary and we are like sisters we really understand each other like we can both fuck a girl or kiss a girl with out being grossed out  actually we would enjoy it but a relay with a girl is a big no no it woud be too weird oh and did i mention that we have brains of psycopaths yeah we have no problem with killing people tho there is one thing u should know u see we like to hear a womans scream of pain and agony and begs for mercy (nothing against girls tho i am one) and we like to hear a guys moan of plesure its like a drug to us and i really don't know why oh and the way they would say you're nae in a moan or groan yeah thats nice...                                                              

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