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Diana's Dog Song
Happy music in background
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EIGHT FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!!!!
EIGHT FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!
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If i was a real cat
Juju: Oh thank God your here Brigette. You gotta help me. *hangs from cliff*
Kitty: Nope sorry, cant help you.
Juju: What do you mean?
Kitty: Well. I'm a cat. What do you want me to do? Meow at you?
Juju: No pull me out
Kitty: With what? My human hands?
Juju: Damn it will you get me the hell out of here!
Kittu: Oh Oh hold on let me stop being a cat. Oh wait I can't cuz I'm a cat.
Juju: Brigette I just-
Kitty: I'm a cat!
Juju: Brigette I just-
Kitty: I'm a catt!
Juju: Jesus Christ-
Kitty: I'm a cattttttt!!!
Juju: Briget-
Kitty: Caaatttttt!!!!
Juju: Brigette I-
Kitty: I'm a caaatttttttt!!
Juju: Brigetttteeeeeee!
Kitty: I'm a catttttttttt!
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Kitty: Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window?
Children: ah uh (no)
Kitty: DO YOU WANT TO!??!!?
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At the store
Kitty: Hello?
Diana: Hey what's up?
Kitty: I need your help
Diana: I can't I'm buying cloaths.
Kitty: Then hurry is and come over here.
Diana: I can't find them.
Kitty: What do you mean you can't find them?
Diana: I can't find them. There's only soup.
Kitty: What do you mean there's only soup?
Diana: there's only soup.
Kitty: Then get out of the soup isle!!
Diana: Alright you don't have to shout at me!.... There's more soup.
Kitty: What do you mean there's more soup?
Diana: There is just more soup.
Kitty: Go to the next isle!
Diana: There's still soup.
Kitty: Where are you right now?!?!
Diana: I'm at soup!
Kitty: What do you mean your at soup!?!?!
Diana: I mean I'm at soup!!
Kitty: What store are you in?!?!?!?
Diana: I'm at the soup store!!!
Kitty: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOATHS AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Diana: FUCK YOU!!!
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Juju: Why are we all in this scary looking cornfield alone in the dark in the misty-?
Kitty: We are not alone Juju. We have Chickens! Provided by...
*screaming in background *
Kitty: ....viewers like you!
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Pizza

Pizza falls from sky, and hits person on the head
Juju: Pizza
Person: Pizza
Both: piza piza pizza piza p-p-p-p pizza
Juju: Pizza!! PIZZAA!!!
Both: Eat pizza
Juju: *hold pizza box*...... PIZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Some weird guy: Hey
Kitty: Hi
Guy: Did you fall from heaven?
Kitty: No, but I did scrape my knee crawling out of hell :>
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Everyone: Allen...!
Kitty: took the cookie from the cookie jar.
Allen: Who? Me?
Everyone: Yes you!
Allen: Fuck they found out. *grabs gun* Alright! Everybody on the floor!!
Jackie: Look out he has a gun OMG!!!!
*runs around the room*
Allen: Im taking this cookie with me, I'm Fucking hungry, I haven't eaten for days damnit! And you kids get your parents to buy you everything, well fuck you, I'm taking this godamn cookie, no one can take it from me. You, Jackie! On the ground!
Jackie: don't kill me, don't kill mee! Omg omg omg.
Allen: You want to be a hero? Yeah just try to get up, I'll pull your fucking- *shoots*
Diana: Jackie!!
Allen: awwwww shit!!
Shirley: *cries* I want my mommy!!
Allen: aww fucking hell. It has raisens! *throws cookie*
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