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idk 2

When all your friends are in a relationship and your all like
Person: It's just you and me now rock ********************************
Juju: Gata!! I got some chocolate cake! Fo yu.
Kitty: *breaks through floor*
Juju: Holy shit.
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Kitty: Let's hug!
Duckin: No!
Kitty: C'mon.
Duckin: I said No!
Kitty: *hugs*
Duckin: NOOOOOOO
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Diana: Did you let Jackie eat glue?
Kitty: Noo. *takes glue bottle*
Jackie: I like leaves
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Everyone sneaks in Kitty's room.
Kitty: *sees them*
Sloth: I don't want to be here. Why did I agree to disssz?!?!
Juju: Shhhh, you might wake her up.
Naijana: I can't see shit! It's too dark.
Allen: Don't go in there.
Diana: Where is She?
Kitty: *pops out of nowhere* SURPRISEMOTHERFUCKASSSSSSS!!
Everyone: AHHHHHH
Shirley: *dies*
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Allen: zzzzzzz
Kitty: *Writes on face with marker*
Juju: Imma add a bow to make him fabulous!
Kitty: He's going to be a look mad, but we won't be able to take him seriously because of his face.
Diana: My turn! *writes 'I'm gay'*
Juju: Lol
Later
Everyone: *eats at table, staring at Allen*
Allen: What?
Naijana: The fuck happened to you?
Juju: Yeah, your hair is mess up.
Kitty: XD
Allen: Lemme check *leaves*
Juju: Shit, let's go!!!
Juju, Kitty, Diana: *runs away*
Allen: WHO DID THISSS!?!?!?!?
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Kitty: Hey Juju, who hates people and is really ugly?
Juju: Allen?
Kitty: Nope
Juju: Who?
Kitty: You!
Juju: Bitch *offended*
Kitty: :D
Juju: *comes closer to chock her*
Kitty: Bie!*leaves*
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At McDonald's
Customer: Can I have a happy meal, with no pickles?
Juju: I don't give a fuck, you eat dat shit with pickles!!!
An hour later she got fired
Juju: I don't care! I didn't like that job anyway!
Kitty: I just asked how was your day. :/
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Kitty: Hey, I made Smores.
Diana:*facepalms* You started a forest fire for smores?!
Kitty: Pretty much. :D
Diana: Omg.
Allen: Are those Smores?
Kitty: Yea, want some?
Allen: Sure
Diana: HELLO!! THERS A FOREST FIRE AND YOUR JUST EATING SMORES?!!??!
Allen: Pretty much. XD
Juju: You give him smores and not me?
Kitty: Yea. Want some?
Juju: Yeah!
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Naijana: Officer I think my shadow is a killer
Officer: ...
Naijana: Just kidding *stabs*
Officer: *dies*
Naijana: I was the killer bitch.
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Kitty: *Plays fetch with dog* FETCH!
Diana: Woof *grabs knife *
Kitty: Good Doggie!
Allen: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO NOT PLAY FETCH WITH A KNIFE?!?!?!?! AM I SPEKING JAPANESE?!?!?!?!?!
Kitty: You've said it 26 time, just right now 27, and you are speaking English.
Allen:😐
Kitty: 😸
Diana:🐶
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Kitty: Which one of you bitches stole my knife?!
Jackie, Shirley: Not me
Juju: Nope
Naijana: I haven't seen it.
Diana: *wimpers*
Eirel: I wouldn't even use urs.
Kitty: Fine. ALLENN!!!!
Allen: What.
Kitty: Give me my knife!!!!
Allen: What makes you think I took it?
Kitty: BecUse your the only idiot who would take it.
Allen: Ok. Fine, but why do you need it?
Kitty: Person asked for it.
Allen: -_-
Kitty: I don't live forever, can I have it?
Allen: No
Kitty: Are you kidding me?! Fine I'll grab my ax then, thanks for nothing.
Person: You found it? Yeah, but Imma use my ax.
Person: Oki, let's go!
********************************Naijana: I MADE CORNFLAKES FOR YOU
Juju: *leaves*
Naijana: Y U NO EAT CORNFLAKES?!
Juju: *in room writing*
Naijana: FOUND YOU BIACH! YOU GON EAT YO FUKIN CORNFLAKES
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Kitty: ALLEN!
Allen: What?
Kitty: What do you get when you light a ducks tail?
Allen: idk.
Kitty: A firequacker XD
Allen: -_-
Later
Juju: What do you call-
Kitty: -firequacker?
Juju: *dead inside*
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Kitty: Hey, where do-
Duckin: -babies came from? I'm glad you asked!
Kitty: wut 0.0
About half an hour later
Eirel: And that's how babies are made
Kitty: *mind fucked for life*
Diana: You asked Eirel how candy is made?
Kitty: ...
Eirel: Oh fuck
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