Stupid funny stuff

WTF brain and dreams (just odd shit)

Recently for some reason I thought of a unicorn except instead of a horn it's the top of a guitar... and if you strummed it strings it's mouth would go into the shape of an O and hum like a guitar. But would you hold it on your lap to play it? Or would you ride it to play it?

Woah

Wtf  brain

So...  ;^;
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Then... a dream

Once I had a dream where I was in a plane in a dark room.. I dunno how I knew I just did. A door opens and I roll out... it felt like I was a dead screwed up corpse and for some reason I was in a pink jumpsuit and was tall (I'm short in real life stfu) I also had long blonde hair so... I was thinking wtf. So I assume it was a corpse... it may not have been, Idk

But

You know how you don't really realize it's a dream sometimes and it ends up feeling like 'what's going on is normal and you're part of it '. I felt like that. Then I went like I was playing a video game and said or thought "oh I'm dead no surprise."

The plane had these Greek sculptures in it with intricate green vines on them... and no seats or chair and instead of windows there where doors... now remember everything is white and on a plane. And I'm a corpse
In a pink jumpsuit.
And the plane is crashing.
So ...

The corpse is rolling and there's no curtains or separation between first class and the back...The corpse in a pink jumpsuit rolls up and down as the plane is crashing and rolls into the first class which  is metal except no paint it's like the outside of the plane except rougher. Unlike where the statues where there's nothing here in first class except .... a gaping hole in the roof....
And there's no separation between where the pilot area is rather Just a line going around where the barrier should be... and a normal area, from a normal plane where normal pilots sit and drive the plane.

But

No one is there

Just bread crumbs, I dunno how I know they're bread crumbs, I just do.  (It reminds me of another odd dream I had) and the corpse sits there and that's when I realized it's a dream. As the plane crashes. I hear myself screaming to ' get up get up get up' and I know it's a dream but I kept screaming. Then I see it's lifeless eyes, which of all things out of all the dreams I've ever had is the only thing in a dream(/nightmare) that has actually scared me.Then sound turns on... and you don't realize it was silent until that moment where it's not. The sound? Oh... sirens blaring. Three times of a pattern I can't exactly remember, the corpse eyes are back to blue... I hadn't seen the eyes before that moment so how the hell did I know they where blue before, then I wake up.

... my Dream WTF... and that one of my less weird dreams.  Writing it it detail, it will definitely take longer to read then it did to have... the dream was about 10 seconds at most...

I had it twice, two nights in a row then ... nothing

The second time, I didn't scream for the body to get up I just watched and I knew it wasn't my body...I don't get scared.  And sirens don't turn on, silence. And the moment it started and the door opened and the person rolled out, I knew it was a dream and I felt myself laughing outside of the dream like I was watching a video as the 'corpse' rolled...
I look back at this and smile and wonder why I'm not terrified by this.

Should I make a book full o' this stuff? Cus it feels like it got dark quick... writing this I thought it was going to be funny... I'm to lazy to delete it so here. :|