-Hello, it's me, open the door! , -Ummmm,who is this? - It's me, Mario!
-MARIO?!?!??!??!?? ( MARIO is a weird man from my village, i mean the weirdest man from my village (one day, he completly ate a dog, and made a cap from his hair) ) and i don't know what is he doing here..
-What are you doing here? , your mother send me here ( how would my mother send him here??????? ) she said to have care of you the next 1 month and 2 weeks...
-...... Oh my God, i don't need your help, you stup.... huh, where are you??????? ( Exactly what i said, he was milking the cat and watering the plants with it....)
-He is going to my bed, oh my god??!?!?!?!? - Mario, i will call the police!!!!!
-Shut up, i don't milked me yet!!! (in my mind i was like (i should shut up, film it, and send him to the police)
When i came back, what do you expect? He was milking him, literally, and was MILK... i mean... MILK! And then, what you think he does? He drink it.... with salt... [...]
Ok... I need a little rest and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ( It was 9:43 A.M , and i forgot again.... IM DEAD)
-Ok, i need to calm dows... i need to go to the police and tell them about Mario... Okay, im almost there.. -Good day, mrs. , where can i report someone ? - Hello little one, why would you report someone, sweatie? - Because he is a PSYHOPHATIC? And he is milking in my room, LITERALLY..
-Please, i really need to...
-Okay, calm down sweatie, but souldn't you be at school at the moment?
-Ummm... umm... NO, i forgot something home and i ned to bring thr thing to school, and my teacher, MRS. APPLEGUM let me come..
-Okay, a police man-particular-absoultley-not false-mister-champion-detective will come and investigate your house.., now go to school, and i will call mrs. Applegum and tell her you're okay.. OH NO, she's calling her?? i need to do somethi..
-Hello, Mrs.APPLEGUM, Chara came here and wanted to report someone who is milking himself in her room.. but the point is he will came along now with the object she forgot...
-What she does?? She was missing school since last 3 days? How can this be....[...] TO BE CONTINUED
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THE SILLY CHILD
HumorDo you ever think a child could be that dumb to make a car with 2 tails and 4 noses? Well.. I not, but .. this child is even worse, SHE can eat raw fish, she can eat his hair, she can water the plants (well, thats a good think) , but..... you get it...
