-Ohh... my stomach... i've been on the WC for 1:30 already... i think i will call at 911...
-BEEEEEP, BEEEEEP, BEEEEP...
-Hello, 991 here, what is your assistance?
-Hi, Im Chara Hutry... im 13 and my stomach is killing me.. please come and see what's happening.. i am left of pills... okay .. your adress please?
-Street Sun Rise, Number Cat, nr.32 B
-Okay, thank you... some assistance will come very soon..
-Thankss... please be fast....
(After 15 mins)
-Oh my god .. all my bathroom is full of poop.. and it's smelling like at the pigs... Oh no... they already came... oh . HEEERE, IN THE BATHROOM...
-Which is the bathroom? There are 10 rooms and on everyone says BATHROOM
-The eleventh one
-...
-Oh.. there it is .. on the roof.. okay... here we come
-Oh my God... It's smelling like the place of pigs....
-I know , RIGHT? but.. AWWWW... my stomach... i can't take this any longer...
-okk..now ... take a deep breath.. and get it off.. we will pu you a gas mask.. and you will asleep... when you wak...
-AWWWWW.. shut up and do what you must.. i can't... i can't... i..i... . . . zZzZzzzZzzzZ
-Okay..good we have these suits.. or this place will be like .... DESGUSTING
-I heard you!
-What what? I think you were asleep.. no.. i just made the theatre to impress you... and i just want to left home...
-Oh my God... you little punk... you woll can get arrested for this..... now. go to sleep.. and first change that clothes ... suspectly white.,...
-Nevermind.. you will not understand...
-Okay.. we wil go now.. and hope you get it.. no more prank calls...
-Okay... HEHEHEH
-Now.. oh.. why is my hand red... oh.. it's blood... everywhere... oh.. i see red.. my eyes are bleeding...
[...]
-Uh..Uh... where? where am I?
-At the hospital honey...
-How i get here?
-Well you felt down after your eyes started bleeding... and Mario.. you neighbor.. came to see what are you doing.. and he saw you down there and call for assistance... the medics say when they arrived.. he was drinking and licking the blood from your eyes...
-And now you can't see with an eyes because it's infected with Mario's milk...
-worst day ever...
-RIIING...RIIING.. huh.. who's calling me...? the PRINCIPAL??? oh nooooo...
-what can be worse than this...
[...]
TO BE CONTINUED
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THE SILLY CHILD
HumorDo you ever think a child could be that dumb to make a car with 2 tails and 4 noses? Well.. I not, but .. this child is even worse, SHE can eat raw fish, she can eat his hair, she can water the plants (well, thats a good think) , but..... you get it...
