Group Chat Name:
Saving Everyone's Fuck
Time:
1 3 : 0 0 pm— Beta, M&M, and Venus entered the chatroom —
M&M: My loves, guess what? This chick played me dirty today.
Venus: All day, everyday— what's new, babe?
Beta: Can our squad never have a normal meeting... you people tire me.
— Pooh entered the chatroom —
Pooh: :D
Beta: I'll assume he agrees with me. He never says anything else anyways.
— LO1 entered the chatroom —
LO1: My good peo-
— TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul entered the chatroom —
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Welcome online little fucks!
LO1: —ple.
Pooh: :D
Venus: For once I agree with him, y..
M&M: Arsomis, you little piece of computer shit stop using vulgar language. There's children here, goddamn it.
LO1: LO1 like who? Also M&M I like how you call him Arsomis [RSMS] so that we don't have to replace our finger bones every time we mention the asshole. Bless your soul.
Beta: ... one of y'all had children? The fuck.
Venus: Hoho, shame on your little ding-dings and bong-bongs, then. Who did the deeds?
M&M: Shut up, both of you. I meant Pooh.
Pooh: :D
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Ah, our baby. Saying his first *cough* and only *cough* word. I'm so proud to be alive to witness this spectacul—
LO1: Technically not even a word.
Beta: Alright! Attention.
Venus: Let's start. P. Strike's been on our tail. Who encrypted our defense system again?
LO1: Here. Should be fine. I devised a different firewall too. Newly developed by yours truly.
M&M: P. Strike's turned into the higher-ups already, I made sure of it with the local police. He's from my country. The viruses his team sent may have taken us weeks to completely eliminate, but Pooh's sent them five-folds as much. They're no match for him.
Pooh: :D
Beta: Good job, bud. Seems like I didn't need to step in this time.
LO1: Chill Beta, you're always involving yourself into these crime scenes. Let the police have their job. We just work behind screens.
M&M: Out-of-context, but I wish we had a writer. I have to scratch up a report and mail them to the officials of what's been going on all these weeks since none of us had the luxury of recording shit.
Venus: Honestly, my computer probably stored some troublesome data after the aftermath rebooting. I'll send an email later with all info attached.
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Why not send the files now, Venus?
Venus: Can't, busy.
Beta: With what?
Venus: Calc
Pooh: :D
Beta: Pft. Been there, done that. Good luck, kiddo.
Venus: I'm not a kid.
LO1: Me either.
M&M: I wonder how old you all are... for all I know I've been conspiring with a bunch of old hags and geezers.
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: Let's not forget gender. Let's establish that now before we carry on with our lives. My birth certificate says I'm male.
LO1: male
Venus: female
Pooh: :D
Beta: male
M&M: female
TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul: OMG M&M was a girl... ?? I am shooketh.
Venus: ... pretty sure we all knew that except you, Arsomis.
M&M: This motherfucker.
LO1: profanity, mother.
Beta: Annnd, meeting's done.
Pooh: :D
— Everyone left the chatroom —
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Character Profiles
CodeName: _Venus_
Gender: F
Speciality: Infiltrating Opponent's SystemCodeName: _Beta_
Gender: M
Speciality: Directly Involved at Crime Scenes Before PoliceCodeName: _M&M_
Gender: F
Speciality: Report Files and Knowledge of Sequences for ActionCodeName: _LO1_
Gender: M
Speciality: Encrypting Defense ProgramsCodeName: _Pooh_
Gender: M
Speciality: Forcing Virus CodesCodeName:_TheReflectiveSurfaceofMySoul_
Gender: M
Speciality: Distorting Channels▂▂▂▂▂
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