"Hey lucas where do babies come from?" Elena said as she looked up at him giving him her award winning smile. "well when a boy and girl lo-" "eGGS AND BACON YOURE MISTAKEN" she sang as she cut me off. "how so?" "well he doesn't have to love her dummy" "thats true" i said while looking away and shaking my head at the imaginary camera in mind. (cue jim lmao).
As we walked into the famous super target Elena immediately jumped into a cart. "push me fatty you need to exercise" she said with a laugh as i simply started pushing her towards my favorite aisles: the food.
"okay give it to me" i said trying to keep a straight face. "are you sure? its a lot to take in" she said also trying to keep a straight face. "GIVE IT TO ME WOMAN" "okay okay geez, we got tomatoes" "gross" "lettuce" "yuck" "carrots" "what are you a rabbit? next!" "and oreos" "now youre talking" i smiled as we went looking for the items on our list.
if it wasnt simple enough for our first day we simply went grocery shopping for our fort house. ah the luxurious fort house, containing all your must needed appliances and more. with blankets taped to each wall of our small apartment it truly felt like a paradise i wished for as a kid.
"next on our agenda.. star wars! all right everyone settle down i know its very exciting, but we all must surprise lucas when he comes back. he doesnt know yet so shh" i smiled as i peeked through the door and saw her talking to all the food about her little plan she had for the both of us and our food babies.
with that, our movie marathon along with some bomb ass food, really topped off the end of our first day.
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this isnt a funny book like at all and idk why but i cant seem to find ways to put funny stuff into irl stories like i can in social media stories ya know? but like ig this is gonna be semi serious with a bit of like funny stuff but still super cliche-y ig!?? lmao so sorry that it sucks assss i didnt really know how to write it cause its been a while since ive done a irl one. i wanted to make this like social media where its just pictures of their adventures but like idk tbh
anywaysssss
theres a gilbert social media fic ive been writing for a while and idk if i wanna publish it cause its complete TRASH like me lmaooo so yeah
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One month. | Lucas Zumann
Fanfiction"i promise you, you wont go without having the best month of your life" in which lucas zumann is in love with a girl who has one month left to live. ON HOLD until i finish Dalila's Sister! OC x Lucas Zumann started: