The BIGG' Lame Way (A MB STORY ON HOLD)

Whats Done In The Dark Come To The Light

Andrea & Jazz - Madea

Madea - No santa claus. All you get ya asses up and come on.

Everyone is still sitting.

Madea - Now.

Everybody gets up walks to the limo even diggy, zonnique, jazz  and twist.

Madea - Limo driver take them home. Ima be following behind you. I dont know how to get to the house.

in the limo.....

Ray - Yall aunt is crazy.

Tameka - *hits ray in his chest * Shut up.

Prod - So Jazz.......

Jazz - *Looks up * Huh??

Prod - I see you are with twist.

Jazz - Yea.

Prod - Yall fucking...??

Skylar - Prod!! Thats there business.

Twist - Why you worrying about it.

Jazz - Babe, calm down.

Twist  - Alright.

Jazz - But yes , We ARE.

Skylar - Jazz I hope your not mad that we go out or anything.

Jazz - Oh noo, pooh you good.

Silent pause.........

Andrea - So Blue BITCH...

Star - Dont call me not BITCH. You dirty as slut.

Andrea - *gasp*

Star - Yea I said it, how you gonna still your died friend's man. You dirty bitch. Thats why I  have your man now and Im taking good care of him.

Andrea - *starts to get teary eyed * You know what BITCH, if I wasnt pregnant I would beat the shit out off you. But now let me tell you about your man. For your information your "man" 's road isnt as straight as you think.

Everybody face is like what is she talking bout.

Star - What the fuck you talking bout.

Andrea looks at diggy and diggy realizes what she is talking about.

Andrea - It has lots of curves and hills.

Diggy - I dont know  what your talking about.

Star - Babe, what is she talking bout.

Diggy - Nothing.

Star - What is she talking about.

Diggy - NOTHING.

Andrea - Your Man is GAY>

Star - *gasps* Your what.

Diggy - Star im not gay.

Twist - This getting good. why we dont live in the house??

Jazz - Shut up twist.

Star - Well what is she talking about.

Diggy - Im not gay. Im bi. See it was just this thing i was trying out  before i met you.

Andrea - It was just this thing you was trying out. Just this thing you were trying out??  Are you serious. So I meant nothing to you. I meant nothing to you. All the I love you's, were just you trying me out. All the I like you the way you are was just you trying me out but let me tell you something. Star before I was andrea. I was Willard and I was a boy and me and diggy dated, kissed, layed in the same bed, and had sex. Did he forget to tell you.