My friend made a joke about a vibrator and I jokingly made this poem on the spot. It's super inappropriate so beware, but that's what I wanted. Definitely one of my less depressing poems so enjoy.
I love the way you buzz my clit
Makes me wanna have a fitYou're the honest best I've ever had
Fuck all the boys they're badIf I ever feel us disconnecting
It's just your battery that needs replacingI love you my little robot
I'm so glad you're all I got