ASEAN Random Stories

If I Created Hetalia

-It will be set in modern times but planets and such are there
-It will be called Colorful World ASEAN
-Main characters are the ASEAN and friends
-Switzerland and Liechtenstein are the calmest Europeans
-They are partners in crime
-Liech is in her early 20s. She has nice hips
-Belarus likes potatoes and is more laid-back and motherly
-Russia is female because of Mother Russia
-Nations can summon their weapons
-India is female
-Nations can fuse( Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, Czechoslovakia, Austria-Hungary, etc) and can fall apart due to tension
-More random history fun facts
-Narrator would be there
-Sweden is happy
-Finland drinks vodka and curses
-Nations can transform clothing into hella dope armor
-Miss Narrator would be face palming
-America would be calmer but loves cola
-The UK as a whole and his younger siblings would be there
-Ireland drinks with Germany( and occasionaly random ex-nations)
-Ex-nations are between experienced mentor and comic relief
-England is a chick
-England likes rock music
-Hong Kong, Macau and Taiwan would hang out everytime
-North Korea is mysterious and is mostly hidden
-You can only summon China, Russia and NK if you talk bad about Indonesia
-Characters don't exactly need or understand human ages or names unless trying to pass off as human
-Prussia is Germany's mentor
-Germany loves potatoes and hates his past
-Micronations randomly appear only when relevant
-Earth is pissed off at everyone
-Indonesia is the most likely to summon his weapon
-Persia is the most likely to summon his armor
-Geography is adressed
-Greece is more philosophical but likes cute stuff
-Japan is less formal but isn't likely to join in anyone else's antics
-The Italy brothers are way more serious but South is the pasta lover
-And they're separate but fuse for battles, for fun and for whatever reason
-Aunt Milky Way and Mr. Universe are married
-America is older
-Big Brother Black Hole lives in Big Brother Ozone and Earth's basement
-Mr. Sun and Ms. Moon are twins
-Formee colonizers will feel really guilty
-The topic of war would occasionaly be touched
-Colorful World ASEAN will be slightly more serious than APH but still look like the Author wrote it while snorting crack on 4 AM
I'll just go and sleep now lah...