[Terezi x Fem! Troll! Reader] Burn my tender eyes

Act 1: Shenanigans

A young troll appears to be cozy in her bed made of green slush. To wake this girl would be very rude.

>Wake the girl

How rude of you! Now the poor girl is no longer cozy or in a bed of green slush. Come to think of it, today happens to be this young girl's wriggling day! 6 sweeps already! It seems even after 6 sweeps of being alive she has no name to be called by.

>what will this girl's name be

Hogwash Pit stains
XXXXXXXXXXXX

Out of all the names you could've thought of

>try again

(Y/n) (L/n)✔️

Your name is (Y/n) (L/n), the date is 5/14 which just so happens to be the day you hatched from your disgusting chrysalis and became the strong (b/c) blooded troll you are today!

Today is a celebration of you and only you! So what will you do?

>Paint happy faces all over your room

How preposterous! What kind of ridiculous suggestion is that? Only an imbecile would enjoy such- actually this is a lot of fun!

>admire work

Look at all those happy faces! Man how come you didn't do this sooner! Troll Bob Ross would be so proud of you! You even put tiny horns on every happy face!

A true artist!

>check computer

Computer? Do you mean your technology based box of intelligence? Because if so it seems a friend is trolling you. What intellectual conversations will take place today? You can hardly wait!

>answer chummy chum chummer

-grimAuxiliatrix [GA] began trolling artisticPurification [AP] at 13:4-

GA: Hello Darling, How Are You?
AP:Woah!! What're you doing up??
GA: What? Can I Not Be Up To Greet A Friend?
AP:You need me to model something huh??
GA: Yes Please. I've Had A Sudden Burst Of Inspiration And Need Your Measurements.
GA: I Realize You Tend To Go To Sleep As I Am Waking.
AP:I was actually just waking up..
GA: You Tend To Sleep Quite A Bit. Are You Doing Alright Recently?
GA: I Remember When You Were So Energetic.
GA: Though I Suppose We Were Very Young.
AP:I'm fine Kanaya..
GA: Okay But If Your Lying I Have No Problem Spilling (b/c) Blood.
AP:Yes I realize ^^''
GA: Good, Now Come To My Hive.
AP:Yes Kanaya!! * salute *

-artisticPurification [AP] ceased trolling grimAuxiliatrix [GA] at 13:10-

Hmm you were expecting at least one happy wriggler day from one of your friends. Oh well! You were always bad at remembering dates yourself!

You did need this internal monologue to remember it was your wriggler day so you can't judge them too harshly.

>Check Modus

Ah yes! Before you go you should make sure you have your preferred fetch modus! let's see here...

==>

Dance Dance Revolution Modus! Oh this modus is so much fun! Though sometimes a bit ridiculous. Maybe something a bit easier for once? You love the DDR modus but you don't have much time for dancing just to get a bag of fricking Doritos out of the goddamned thing.

>check other fetch modus

Camera Modus! Take a picture of what you want in your near vicinity and captchalogue it! The catch is that it has to be relatively close to you and must be in perfect focus. This is a simple modus that saves time but if you take a shaky picture or something stupid like that it just prints out a dumb Polaroid of the thing. A ghost image Polaroid.

>enable camera modus

You've enabled the camera modus.

>captchalogue plush troll Phil Swift

You snap a photo and there is the stuffed Troll Phil swift! Captchalogued and safe.

>scurry over to Kanaya's hive

You scurry out of your room but bump into a certain white furry asshole.

Your lusus.

>Strife

STRIFE COMMENCED!

>Pull out weapon

PAINTBRUSH KIND!

>Aggrieve

GENUINE THREAT TO BREAK VASE

>Abstain

TALK TO THE HAND

>Attempt Abscond

YOUNGSTER ROLL OUT OF THERE!

ARTSY ABSCOND!

>roll out the window

You break the glass as you tumble out the window and to the ground with a terribly painful thud.

>Ponder is Lusus is okay

You've done worse to your lusus in the past. She's been through a lot of your bullshit.

>get off the damned ground

Nah you're good.

>Remember Kanaya will beat your ass

You make a convincing argument.

>a few minutes in the future when your ass isn't covered in fricking grass

You're now standing and not covered in gross grass. What a wriggling day.

>find a way to Kanaya's hive

You'll have to swing from all these vines. You like to call your forest the forest of Chemicals and Rain.

It rains acid every now and again:

>epic vine swinging

OH HELL YEAH! HELL FUCKING YEAH!

>hours in the future at Kanaya's hive.

Two troll girls stand next to each other. One we have learned to be Kanaya and the other we have named (Y/n).

(Y/n) is clad in ripped clothes and mud all over her. Kanaya seems disgusted.

>End of Act 1

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(Trollian handle inspired by http://libbywednesday.tumblr.com/chumhandle-generator , Fetch Moduses can be found on http://mspafetchmodus.wikia.com/wiki/Camera_Modus )