WATTPAD presents TAGALOG JOKES

American Vs. Pinoy

American Vs Pinoy

Jhon(American): *hinagis ang cellphone*

Juan: why you t-throw dat???

Jhon: don't worry,,We have many cellphones in America *hinagis Ang laptop*

Juan: why you throw that too??

Jhon:don't worry ,,we have also many laptop in there...

Juan: *kumuha ng bato,binato yung TV*

Jhon:why did you do that??why did you destroy your FlatScreen TV??

Juan:Don't worry men,We have many Flat here in Philippines...

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Kaway-kaway sa mga ano jan

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Part two

Jhon: Hey do you eat an apple??

Juan: yes of course,,why??

Jhon: in America,,only poor eat that

Juan:(ayaw magpatalo) oh really??Do you eat banana???

Jhon: yeah...why??

Juan: here in Philippines,,only monkey eat that!!..