"Wake up." whispers someone.
"Not a morning person. I will punch you." I threaten. I hear a chuckle and throw my fist at it.
"Duddee!" he screams.
"Warned ya'"
"Sums." he whined.
"Luuukkkeee." I groan.
"C'mon. The boys will be here soon."
"Are they hot?"
He pulled out his phone to show me a picture.
I ran to the bathroom showered faster than I thought possible, got changed into a Nirvana shirt and shorts, brushed my hair and applied my make-up in record time before sitting at the door.
"What. Are you doing?" asks Luke.
"Waiting from Dan to come in. Thank me multiple times and leave as if on a cloud."
"What did you do?"
"Emptied his bag and filled it with five hundred pictures of Zack Merrick."
"Good to know. So you aren't waiting for the boys?"
"Not a chance. When they show up I'm planning on hiding in my room or leaving."
"HONEY! I'M HOME!" screams Dan, walking in.
"Hey Mikey." he nods before grabbing my hand and pulling me up.
"OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU THANKINGS YOUS!!! AHHHH!"
"I know what you like." I shrug before turning around to the 'Mikey.' who was one of the five boys in my home.
Five being. Three boys from the picture, Luke and Dan.
"Daann?"
"Yeeess?"
"Come here really slowly." Dan slowly walked closer to me and I grabbed two water guns from the cupboard near us. I handed one to Dan and we hid them behind our backs.
"Luuukke?"
"Yeess?"
"Come here really slowly. " Luke did as told and I shot him in the face before grabbing Dan and running to the other side of the house.
"ATTACK!!!!" I hear and I shoot at it, shooting 'Mikey.'
"THERE IS NO ATTACK IN MY BOOKS! IT'S JUST KILL!" I grab Dans gun using the two guns I had at hand to shoot the other two boys coming at us.
"LUKE! AVENGE US!" they yell.
Luke comes from the banister of the stairs stepping closer to us. I give him a blank look as he tries to look intimidating. I shoot him in the face and chest causing him to fall to the floor in defeat. I feel Dan leave my side and shoot him to.
"SUCK IT! I'M GOING TO INTERNET STALK JACK BARAKAT! BE BACK WHEN HE NOTICES ME!"
"Nope. Clean up." says Luke.
"You're the house sitter. You do it." and with that I run to my room and fall to my bed. I pull my laptop to my chest and reply to Jack multiple times before he replies to me tagging him in a picture that says 'Dis is Jak. Jak liks bewbs.' and a drawing of Jack by saying 'That's really accurate.'
And he replies to me replying to him saying 'This tastes so good its so wrong.' to which I said 'It's so wrong. It's right.' and he replied 'You know it *highfive*'
"OH MY SHIITTTTT!" I squeal jumping up and down on my bed and rolled on the floor and screamed.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" yells Luke running in.
"HE REPLIED!!!!!!"
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House sitter. ~l.h
Fanfiction"Well, now I like you." I state. "Because I put on Kerrang?" "Yes. Look. Jack Barakat. So I like you." "Well then ." "Well, what?" "Don't worry. "
