***Lily is born ***
Jane : what I'm trying to say is that -
Bobster : I get it. You want to break up don't you?
Jane : not yet. I meant that WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BABY
Bobster : it's okay if you - SAY WHAT NOW?!?!
***A few days later ***
Jane : it's a girl!
Bobster : Whaaaaaaat?! I WANNA HAVE A BOY!!!
Jame : shhh. Crybaby much?
***Lily is finally born ***
Kittykat, Grandmama, Fifi and Jane : Awwwww !
Iron butt, Grandpapa, Stanley and Bobster : IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER AS A BOY! YUCK!
Bobster : At least she looks like me. Let's name her Lily
Jane : No. Sunflower is better
Kittykat : How about Lily Sunflower Unicorn ?
Bobster and Jane : ...fine...
Baby Lily : *starts putting on Makeup perfectly on face *
Unicorn family : ...
Doctor : ...
Nurse : ...
Iron butt : Well that's new...
**Annoying is born **
Jane : I'm having another baby!
Bobster : A boy?
5 year old Lily : A girl?
Jane : A girl!
Bobster : Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Lily : Yesssssssss!
**After Annoying is born **
Doctor : I'm sorry. You have a boy not a girl.
Jane : Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Bobster : Yesssssssss!
Lily : Come on !
Nurse: We are going to start making the birth certificate what is his name?
Jane : I thought we we're going to have a girl -
Bobster : OMG! I AM SO HAPPY I CAN'T EVEN -
Lily : Guys shhhh. His name is Very Annoying.
Nurse : Last name?
Lily : Unicorn
**in the house **
Jane : Why is his name Annoying?
Bobster : Lily...
** 2 weeks later **
Lily : Annoying is so Annoying! He throws my Barbie dolls at the trash can and breaks my stuff! Good thing we named him Annoying.
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The Unicorn Family
FantastikEver heard of the Unicorn family? The animals are not real, but there's a family called "unicorn" because we are crazy and happy. This is based on real life. A group me and my friends made.
