Well Fuck.

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Sarah's POV

I held it in my hand. Amazed and confused. "How can something be so perfect yet so small!" I cried. I stroking it softly, was careful not to scratch it. Stricken by its beauty I felt my cheeks burning. It is a brilliant red which meant it was fresh and ripe. It was so soft yet so firm, I couldn't possibly believe it. There I was? in my happy place with it resting in my hand. It is the love of my life. Then I finally knew, I was happy and I couldn't possibly be any better.
No, I wasn't holding Mr Burn's dick. I was holding a tomato you fucking perverts, looking at you Miranda.

Then it hit me.

A dodgeball flung aimlessly by Muna hit my hand, forcing myself to slap my face with the Tomato™ still in it. "aaaAAHHHH" i shreked, covered in my lover's juice. Dripping off me and landing on the dirty sports hall floor. Completely ruined. I couldn't see anything but redness yet I heard gasps and giggles surround me. But mostly Mr burns sprawled on the floor slurping all the Tomato™ juice that dripped off my face creating another Red Sea which covered me and the floor. 
I was so focused on my Tomato™ that I wasn't aware on what was going on around me. As I flung the remaining tomato chunks off my face which mr burns caught in his big ass mouth and gulped down without chewing like a bear, I noticed that I was amidst a game of dodgeball. A very violent one indeed.

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