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Miranda's team also had a couple of bitches. Sorry, typo. Beeches. Sophie joined Miranda and threw her balls at the opposing team which consisted of Andrew, derek, Martin and mr burns. She slapped them with her balls and never missed, she was shooting straight. Yet the idiots never went and sat in the bench so she just continued. She's hard. Meaning she doesn't give up. Bethany was there too, sitting back and watching Muna do her thang while she shouted words to K-Pop songs. "shUT UP YOU IDIOT!!!!!" Anshita screeched, eerily similar to a pterodactyl. " marTIN AND I ARE TRYING TO LISTEN TO KIDS BOP!!!!"
"What song?" Miranda asked.
"THE SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE!!!" She and Martin shrieked in unison.
"Ooouuuuu!!! By who??" Muna asked seductively for some really weird reason.
"ummm... by some sex offenders I guess and kids bop cover it...." Martin answered, bewildered and questioning life, existence and time.
"MY FAVOURITE." Olivia squealed.

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