My Caged Feelings (Shrek x Nicolas Cage LEMON)

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Shrek POV

Today was the day. No set backs this time. Shrek was going to finally proclaim his undying love to Nicolas Cage the old fashioned way. With a note.

It was November 19th, which meant it was the 14 year anniversary of one Nicolas's most successful movies. National Treasure. Shrek was very fond of the movie, and had a fairly large collection of props he stole from the set he liked to sleep with. He figured that today would be the best day to tell Nicolas how he felt, considering he slept through valentines day.

Shrek pulled into Nicolas's driveway skittishly but the thought of Nicolas moaning his name quickly pushed away any remaining butterflies that were in his stomach. Would he reject Shrek and push him away? Or would he feel the same? Shrek sighed, as he stepped out of his onion carriage, note in hand.

After a few steps towards Nicolas's door Shrek stopped. What am I thinking? Shrek thought Of course he would push me away. I'm a guy! I'm not gay but theirs just something about the way Nicolas moves his hips when he walks into the room. It makes my heart burst out of my chest. I can't help but love the man. Shrek sighed again.

He looked into the hand where the note rests. I can't do this he thought, and immediately crumpled up the note tossing it carelessly on Nicolas's lawn. He quickly made his way back down the driveway, got into his carriage and left.